Things harder to get than a degree from UGA....

BarrelORum

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  • A handshake from a politician during election year.
  • A bucket of sand at the beach
  • A 2 x 4 at Home Depot
  • Chicken sandwich at Chik-Fil-A
  • Beer at a Frat Party
  • A sales call from a brokerage house
  • An application for a credit card from any bank
  • A MARTA transit card
  • Discount coupons in the mail for pizza.
  • Audit notice from the IRS
 
an extra year on Hewitt's contract
 
Maybe if didn't cheat on your wife she would stop giving quickies to random dudes.

Will you be at the tailgate? I need to return your moms dentures. Tell her I'm sorry for all the pubic hair and the corn between the teeth.
 
Will you be at the tailgate? I need to return your moms dentures. Tell her I'm sorry for all the pubic hair and the corn between the teeth.

No, I won't be at the tailgate, and neither will your wife.

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