Things to look for in a Head Coach

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BBMF, get your ass out there you aint hurt.:laugher:
 
having a history of beating your rivals is a damn good start.
 
1. a pulse
2. knows the alphabet
3. can count to 11(on both sides of the ball)
4. can count to 4 when theres less than a minute left in the 4th quarter
5. has a QB that can count to 4 with less than a minute left in the 4th quarter
6. this ain't the hive but I just can't quit it
7. didn't get his degree from the local 7-eleven backroom
8. didn't lie about getting his degree from the local 7-eleven backroom
9. doesn't get ugly and mean towards 300+lb young men and hurt their feelings
10. will piss on a nad-licker every now and then
 
chazgoat said:
1. a pulse
2. knows the alphabet
3. can count to 11(on both sides of the ball)
4. can count to 4 when theres less than a minute left in the 4th quarter
5. has a QB that can count to 4 with less than a minute left in the 4th quarter
6. this ain't the hive but I just can't quit it
7. didn't get his degree from the local 7-eleven backroom
8. didn't lie about getting his degree from the local 7-eleven backroom
9. doesn't get ugly and mean towards 300+lb young men and hurt their feelings
10. will piss on a nad-licker every now and then
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I agree.
 
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