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The Jacket

The Jacket

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Janitor #1: I tell you what man, d'you see'em 'urnge fellers beat South Californier last night?
Janitor #2: Naw. Billie May took a couple extra whallops last night to git in bed. I told'er if Know'shin don't beat the right hell outter Bama Saturday she might wanna spend a couple days with her momma 'n 'em.
Janitor #1: Why'ja do that?
Janitor #2: We's outta moon and things started clear'n up. Felt awful.
Janitor #1: Well anyhow. It was hard tell 'cause lil Vince spilt his juice on my antenner, but it looked like that black feller with glasses on Espen was sayin' that #1 USC has in front of their name would be changin' to another number.
Janitor #2: Like what, 4?
Janitor #1: What'na hell's a fore?
Janitor #2: Like the number.
Janitor #1: You know good'n well I didn't get my masters like you did. Speak'na'wich can I see that purty degree of yers again?
Janitor #2: Naw, the window cleaner on then next floor left'is cleanin' rags at home so I let'em borry it.
 
The Jacket said:
Janitor #1: I tell you what man, d'you see'em 'urnge fellers beat South Californier last night?
Janitor #2: Naw. Billie May took a couple extra whallops last night to git in bed. I told'er if Know'shin don't beat the right hell outter Bama Saturday she might wanna spend a couple days with her momma 'n 'em.
Janitor #1: Why'ja do that?
Janitor #2: We's outta moon and things started clear'n up. Felt awful.
Janitor #1: Well anyhow. It was hard tell 'cause lil Vince spilt his juice on my antenner, but it looked like that black feller with glasses on Espen was sayin' that #1 USC has in front of their name would be changin' to another number.
Janitor #2: Like what, 4?
Janitor #1: What'na hell's a fore?
Janitor #2: Like the number.
Janitor #1: You know good'n well I didn't get my masters like you did. Speak'na'wich can I see that purty degree of yers again?
Janitor #2: Naw, the window cleaner on then next floor left'is cleanin' rags at home so I let'em borry it.
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I realize you hate your job, but you must come to terms with it. Self hate is pathetic.
 
The Jacket said:
Aww, did someone forget to change you this morning? I'll bet you had more than waste in your diaper after USC lost last night.
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"More than waste"?

Look, I'm sure your expected back from cigarette break any second, go back to cleaning.
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
"More than waste"?

Look, I'm sure your expected back from cigarette break any second, go back to cleaning.
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:laugher: Pour a little bit more of that rich wit on me, dumplin'. Don't stay too long - you seem like a first string poster from the DawgVent, and I'm sure they're missing your brilliance terribly.
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
Look, I'm sure your expected back from cigarette break any second, go back to cleaning.
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it's "you're" since you are contracting "you" and "are".

when you point out someone's spelling error, perhaps you should be careful about what you yourself write, dumbass
 
stinger78 said:
I'd like a single platter with a side of cole slaw, water with no lemon. Remember, you're working for your tip.
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If you leave him a tip, you'll only be making him spend the weekend trying to figure out why you gave him a bunch of metal buttons with no holes to sew through.
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
Self hate is pathetic.
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And lurking on the enemy board just so you can pacify yourself as the defender of Bulldog nation by replying with a recycled comment having little or nothing to do with the TIC joke about the people you work with?

Self-hate might be pathetic but I don't see any self-hate in this thread. What I do see in this thread is insecurity, fear, and an utter lack of originality and its all coming from you.
 
00Burdell said:
And lurking on the enemy board just so you can pacify yourself as the defender of Bulldog nation by replying with a recycled comment having little or nothing to do with the TIC joke about the people you work with?

Self-hate might be pathetic but I don't see any self-hate in this thread. What I do see in this thread is insecurity, fear, and an utter lack of originality and its all coming from you.
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DAMN.
 
[cracks knuckles]

Just warming up for November. Is it November yet... When's November gettin' here?

[/crack]
 
BuzzCzar said:
it's "you're" since you are contracting "you" and "are".

when you point out someone's spelling error, perhaps you should be careful about what you yourself write, dumbass
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I did indeed forget to type the apostrophe and add the e. Nice catch!

I did not however point out a spelling error. I assume by "waste" he was referring to a worthless or useless by-product. God knows Jacket the Janitor should know waste when he sees it.......he's a janitor.

Therefore he spelled the word correctly (blind squirrel). My issue is his use of the word "more" in more than waste,dumbass.
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
I did indeed forget to type the apostrophe and add the e. Nice catch!

I did not however point out a spelling error. I assume by "waste" he was referring to a worthless or useless by-product. God knows Jacket the Janitor should know waste when he sees it.......he's a janitor.

Therefore he spelled the word correctly (blind squirrel). My issue is his use of the word "more" in more than waste,dumbass.
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- "I crap bigger than you."
 
At least he can spell. That's more than I can say for anybody on the team he roots for.
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
I did indeed forget to type the apostrophe and add the e. Nice catch!

I did not however point out a spelling error. I assume by "waste" he was referring to a worthless or useless by-product. God knows Jacket the Janitor should know waste when he sees it.......he's a janitor.

Therefore he spelled the word correctly (blind squirrel). My issue is his use of the word "more" in more than waste,dumbass.
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Oh, we've got a fighter, folks. :laugher:

I'll spell this out for you very simply. "More than" implies "A substance other than" which if you'd ever had any use for it at all, you'd recognize it as "semen" or what most of your incestuous brothers and sisters from the metropolis of Athens refer to as your future sons and daughters/girls on the side.

You've brought a dildo to a gunfight if you think you've got any business trying to correct anyone on grammar. I'd suggest that you try your hand at arguing football instead, but I'm confident that the extent of your expertise is "teck lies and chaets."
 
00Burdell said:
And lurking on the enemy board just so you can pacify yourself as the defender of Bulldog nation by replying with a recycled comment having little or nothing to do with the TIC joke about the people you work with?

Self-hate might be pathetic but I don't see any self-hate in this thread. What I do see in this thread is insecurity, fear, and an utter lack of originality and its all coming from you.
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Ah...double naught is angry. Sorry about that. Though, while the janitor's joke may have indeed been togue in cheek, that doesn't make it any less revealing. As for of lack of originality, guilty as charged.

(Feel free to go on to the next thread detailing how tech's higher academic standards explain 14 out of 17.)
 
singlemaltnspringlake said:
Ah...double naught is angry. Sorry about that. Though, while the janitor's joke may have indeed been togue in cheek, that doesn't make it any less revealing. As for of lack of originality, guilty as charged.

(Feel free to go on to the next thread detailing how tech's higher academic standards explain 14 out of 17.)
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Ah, so you submitted like the good little bitch you are!!!

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YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE!
 
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