Tickets: Georgia Tech vs Tenn

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Hello everyone! What's the best/safest/cheapest way to get tickets for the opening game in the new dome?
 
Season tickets are the easiest. A sure thing, Safe and likely the Best but not cheap.
Cheapest would probably be to mug somebody outside the stadium, but most likely not safest or best.
Otherwise stubhub might get you some cheap tickets when it gets close to game time and should be relatively safe.
 
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Rohypnol, your ticket to a good time.
 
ThisIsAtlanta said:
Don't have tickets to the game, but want them? Introducing rohypnol.

Rohypnol can be used induce a hypnotic state in someone who has tickets, rendering them unable to prevent you from taking them. As a bonus, rohypnol interferes with memory formation, so they won't even realize you did. Safe, effective, and certainly far cheaper than the cost of a seat.

Legal disclaimer: don't use rohypnol unless it is prescribed to you by a doctor, and only in accordance with the usage instructions on the label. Rohypnol may have serious side effects in some individuals including gastrointestinal disturbances lasting more than 12 hours, vomiting, an increased likelihood of dangerous falls, hyperviolence, and sleep death. Rohypnol is a habit forming drug. Do not use rohypnol if you or a loved one is nursing or pregnant, as rohypnol has been known to cause "floppy baby syndrome."

Talk to your doctor about rohypnol today.

Rohypnol, your ticket to a good time.
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Alternatively, if you can't afford Rohypnol, you can always message someone on craigslist to buy the tickets and tell them to meet you at Bankhead Walmart parking lot. When they show up, just wear a mask and hold them at gunpoint to relinquish the tickets. This has been proven to be the cheapest and fastest way to acquire tickets and has zero repercussions.
 
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