UGA jokes

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Because sometimes the truth is hilarious.

I'll start it off mild but I expect you guys to step it up as we go along.

Q: What do your average UGA and GT fan have in common?
A: Neither attended the University[sic] of Georgia.
 

PerfectOption

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Q: What do a maggot and a UGA fan have in common?

A: They can both live off of a dead dog for 2 years.
 

#1stinga6

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Q: What do you when a ugay fan is giving you a hard time?

A: Punch him in the face. No joke though
 

PerfectOption

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Q: What is Mark Richt's biggest concern?

A: Deciding whether the NCAA counts bail money as a recruiting violation.
 

mbb191

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Because sometimes the truth is hilarious.

I'll start it off mild but I expect you guys to step it up as we go along.

Q: What do your average UGA and GT fan have in common?
A: Neither attended the University[sic] of Georgia.
Q: What do a UGA and GT grad have in common?
A: Both got into UGA.
 

PerfectOption

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Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights
 

PerfectOption

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The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season next year....


11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
 

nate

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What do you call 10,000 uga fans in the middle of the ocean?
A good start
 

MtownJacket

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Q: What do the Georgia Sports Hall of Fame and Hell have in common?
A: Both recently inducted Larry Munson into their ranks.
 

gtg

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Why don't they have ice at UGA?

The kid with the recipe graduated.
 

AE 87

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Q: What helped students get over their disappointment at Hershel leaving early for the NFL?
A: The university [sic] had actually placed one of their students with a job.
 

The Jacket

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I already feel bad about sharing this. The following joke takes place at the home of Larry Munson.

Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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andrew

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I already feel bad about sharing this. The following joke takes place at the home of Larry Munson.

Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Knock, knock.

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Uh oh.
 

MtownJacket

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This one is in the form of a story, and I didn't come up with it but adapted it a bit.

Once upon a time, three co-workers were out on a company hiking retreat. One was a rabid Notre Dame fan, another followed the University[sic] of Georgia, and the last was a Georgia Tech alum. As they climbed the mountain a fierce debate to decide which was the more passionate fan broke out. The higher they ascended the more heated the argument became until finally they reached the top and overlooked a steep cliff. The Notre Dame fan finally snapped and declared "Fine, I will PROVE that I will give ANYTHING for my school". Then he sprinted toward the abyss screaming "THIS IS FOR THE IIIRRRIIIISSSSHHHHH!!!!!!" and threw himself over the cliff! The U[sic]GA fan was astonished and rushed to the edge to see what happened. Then the Georgia Tech alum, not to be outdone, yelled "OH YEAH, well THIS is for the Yellow Jackets!" and he sprinted toward the cliff even more ferociously than the Notre Dame fan did! ...And slammed right into the U[sic]GA fan knocking him over the edge to his death.

The moral of this story is that janitors are easily replaced.

TO HELL WITH GEORGIA.
 
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