at a divorce hearing the judge says "little girl you're going to live with your mom"
-little girl cries out, "no judge, my mama beats me!"
judge says well then "you're going to live with your dad"
girl says "he beats me even worse"
judge says "well who do you want to live with"
girl replies "I wanna live with the Georgia Bulldogs, they don't beat nobody"
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a uga grad sits down with his boss, a tech grad, at work for lunch. The uga grad pulls out a sandwich and bowl of cold soup. The Tech grad pulls out a Thermos and starts eating his hot soup. Amazed the Uga grad asks "what is that thing?". The Tech grad replies "oh this is a thermos, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot..go get one, they're cheap!". The next day the uga grad proudly pulls out his thermos! The Tech grad says "hey I see you got the Thermos, what did you put inside of it". Uga Grad replies "Two popsicles and a bowl of soup."