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…but Tech is run by Engineers
the finest in the land!
Today, like all days, is a great day to be a Yellow Jacket. And a sad day to be a poochie-woochie.
Reason #85,152: National Awards
Each year, various organizations present national awards to the best in their category. For example,
The best college football player: Heisman
The best college football head coach: Dodd
The best college football assistant coach: Broyles
The best college athletic director or conference commissioner: Homer Rice
Some may say that the above runs the gamut of college football excellence, the best of the best at every phase. And every single award is named for a Georgia Tech personage.
So what awards are named for great UGA personages? Anyone? Bueller?
I think we should help our brothers to the east. If you look at their history and examine one thing they do well we find they have a legend on campus, a titan who single-handedly has kept the University of Georgia competitive.
I think we need an Ed Tolley Award honoring outstanding legal maneuvering on a college campus.
How Herculean a task does Ed face – day in and day out? Consider this. A few years back a UGA quarterback was accidentally bumped by a 160# student in a bar. This drunken quarterback had two offensive lineman hold the boy still while the quarterback pounded him in the belly and face.
So what does UGA do? Do they expel this miscreant? Do they kick him off the football squad? Surely they must do something… suspension or something!
They make him their quarterback coach after he graduates. Mike Bobo, come on down!
Who do the poochies call when a football player is arrested for shoplifting? Who figures out how to convince the NCAA that a binding letter of intent is not binding, channeling the request through the wrong NCAA office to get the answer they want? Who gets the call when athletes get A’s in classes they do not attend? Who negotiates buyouts of failed coaches that keep them on the golf courses for years to come? Who has to learn a lot more about internet auction services than he expected? Who has to help the assistant coaches with drunk driving situations? Who has to answer inquiries about incriminating credit card slips, “helpful” alumni, and on and on and on? Who has to keep every county judge or magistrate and a majority of the state legislature in his back pocket?
Who has helped the University of Georgia get on probation every four years, but has deftly avoided the death penalty?
Why... I could not name who does Tolley's work at GT. I can't think of a single time that name has ever been in the newspaper. But Tolley... there's a high-profile job.
Ed Tolley, you are a hero! You deserve a national award named after you!
There is no one better at what he does.
the finest in the land!
Today, like all days, is a great day to be a Yellow Jacket. And a sad day to be a poochie-woochie.
Reason #85,152: National Awards
Each year, various organizations present national awards to the best in their category. For example,
The best college football player: Heisman
The best college football head coach: Dodd
The best college football assistant coach: Broyles
The best college athletic director or conference commissioner: Homer Rice
Some may say that the above runs the gamut of college football excellence, the best of the best at every phase. And every single award is named for a Georgia Tech personage.
So what awards are named for great UGA personages? Anyone? Bueller?
I think we should help our brothers to the east. If you look at their history and examine one thing they do well we find they have a legend on campus, a titan who single-handedly has kept the University of Georgia competitive.
I think we need an Ed Tolley Award honoring outstanding legal maneuvering on a college campus.
How Herculean a task does Ed face – day in and day out? Consider this. A few years back a UGA quarterback was accidentally bumped by a 160# student in a bar. This drunken quarterback had two offensive lineman hold the boy still while the quarterback pounded him in the belly and face.
So what does UGA do? Do they expel this miscreant? Do they kick him off the football squad? Surely they must do something… suspension or something!
They make him their quarterback coach after he graduates. Mike Bobo, come on down!
Who do the poochies call when a football player is arrested for shoplifting? Who figures out how to convince the NCAA that a binding letter of intent is not binding, channeling the request through the wrong NCAA office to get the answer they want? Who gets the call when athletes get A’s in classes they do not attend? Who negotiates buyouts of failed coaches that keep them on the golf courses for years to come? Who has to learn a lot more about internet auction services than he expected? Who has to help the assistant coaches with drunk driving situations? Who has to answer inquiries about incriminating credit card slips, “helpful” alumni, and on and on and on? Who has to keep every county judge or magistrate and a majority of the state legislature in his back pocket?
Who has helped the University of Georgia get on probation every four years, but has deftly avoided the death penalty?
Why... I could not name who does Tolley's work at GT. I can't think of a single time that name has ever been in the newspaper. But Tolley... there's a high-profile job.
Ed Tolley, you are a hero! You deserve a national award named after you!
There is no one better at what he does.