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Geetee

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plain and simple. They beat us every year. They turn our stadium red. Their fans outnumber us. Their dollars out number ours. My veternarian is a Uga grad. My pharmacist went to Uga. My company's attorney went to Uga. My daughter's first grade teacher went to Uga. And the guy working on our house likes Uga, but didn't go there. Our Governor went to Uga. Heck, even the president of our company is a Ugager. My neighbor has a Uga car tag and the one Christmas party we look forward to most on Tuxedo drive in Buckhead is, yep, you guessed it, a Ugager, too.

I'll still wear my yellow tie today to church, though, and losing every year to those mutts stinks.
 
But my diploma still says:

"Georgia Institute of Technology" - still the finest diploma in the whole state of Georgia.

Take that you redneck nad-lickers.
 
my wife just told me her obgyn went to Uga, too... and our family practice doc went to Ugag undergrad!

what's going on???!!!
 
Geetee said:
my wife just told me her obgyn went to Uga, too... and our family practice doc went to Ugag undergrad!

what's going on???!!!
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Your family's health is in dire straits.

Hopefully, for your sake they got into Emory after leaving the cesspool or you're likely to die very soon.

Proud to say I nor anyone else in my family has ever had a UGAg educated doctor. We would consider a Ugag vet if Auburn ones weren't available. I prefer Duke, UNC, Emory, NYU, etc. for my health.
 
Geetee said:
plain and simple. They beat us every year. They turn our stadium red. Their fans outnumber us. Their dollars out number ours. My veternarian is a Uga grad. My pharmacist went to Uga. My company's attorney went to Uga. My daughter's first grade teacher went to Uga. And the guy working on our house likes Uga, but didn't go there. Our Governor went to Uga. Heck, even the president of our company is a Ugager. My neighbor has a Uga car tag and the one Christmas party we look forward to most on Tuxedo drive in Buckhead is, yep, you guessed it, a Ugager, too.

I'll still wear my yellow tie today to church, though, and losing every year to those mutts stinks.
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classic post :laugher:
 
Geetee said:
plain and simple. They beat us every year. They turn our stadium red. Their fans outnumber us. Their dollars out number ours. My veternarian is a Uga grad. My pharmacist went to Uga. My company's attorney went to Uga. My daughter's first grade teacher went to Uga. And the guy working on our house likes Uga, but didn't go there. Our Governor went to Uga. Heck, even the president of our company is a Ugager. My neighbor has a Uga car tag and the one Christmas party we look forward to most on Tuxedo drive in Buckhead is, yep, you guessed it, a Ugager, too.

I'll still wear my yellow tie today to church, though, and losing every year to those mutts stinks.
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My attorney went to GT, my dentist went to GT, my accountant went to Tulane, my preacher likes UGA but likes my tithe more. Plus, he doesn't really care about football anyways which was fine with me this morning. I don't hire UGA grads unless I have to and I certainly don't give them any of my money.
 
Geetee said:
plain and simple. They beat us every year. They turn our stadium red. Their fans outnumber us. Their dollars out number ours. My veternarian is a Uga grad. My pharmacist went to Uga. My company's attorney went to Uga. My daughter's first grade teacher went to Uga. And the guy working on our house likes Uga, but didn't go there. Our Governor went to Uga. Heck, even the president of our company is a Ugager. My neighbor has a Uga car tag and the one Christmas party we look forward to most on Tuxedo drive in Buckhead is, yep, you guessed it, a Ugager, too.
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You know that Egg McMuffin and large coffee you bought this morning? Your order was taken and served to you by, you guessed it, a UGA grad.
 
How do we beat UGag???

Over the last 40 games I have seen(except the one I missed in 1970 when we beat them also) with UGag it is very simple how to beat them. We have never beat UGag with the Gailey approach of playing close to the vest & play not to lose. We never win the 15-12, 14-13, 10-7. & 28-24 games. We must score 3-4 points for every point the referees give them so that we end up scoring 2 points for every point they get. We have to put them in a position that they are down 14-17 points with only 2 minutes remaining in the garme because the referees will never call them for holding on the last drive for the winning field goal or touchdown(I cannot count how many times they have beat us in the final minutes with no penalties during their last drive). The only excpeption I believe to this statistic was the Gary Lee TD on the kickoff return to start the second half where we won 20-16. The players have to be motivated & believe they can man-handle the pups. The players must be prepared to execute flawlessly to pancake block, catch every pass, protect the football, create & capitalize on puppy turnovers & silence their woof woof fans & they start leaving at halftime. We have to empty the playbook on them & score 31-42 points on their reamed doggie butts. There is nothing better than hearing Larry Munson tell the doggie fans that Tech is eating our lunch with their offensive line.
This will take a coach like Steve Spurrier, etc. who has the guts to take chances & be innovative on offense to score TD's instead of field goals(look at how Spurrier owned the pups while @ Fla). This is something that "Can Chan" will never understand & will never beat UGag because of he will not look at the history of our wins.

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STORY

THWG
 
Re:69er..

great thoughts!! Joe Ham basically said the same thing in the pregame. He said (talking about the current staff and players) "these guys need to learn how to beat UGA". In all honesty, we WERE handling them in many respects but when you continually DO NOT MAKE PLAYS, well, it kinda sux the life out of you. One too many missed opportunities yesterday for sure. We WERE manhandling the LOS yesterday on both sides of the ball, until late in the game. I think the guys in the trenches really got frustrated with our skill guys continually blowing it, I know I did.
 
Well thats pretty interesting because I live in the heart of dawg country but I'll give you honest answers:

My boss has never been a dawg, in fact there aren't any dawgs in any prominent positions in our company. A product manager and a salesman here are UGAgers, but I also have some plant operators and baggers who have UGA degrees. I have one foreman who went there. We have a microbiologist who went to UGAg.

Lots of Tech grads, all in middle and senior management positions.

My lawyer is a Mercer grad, under and JD. Most of lawyers in town are UGAgers but they are the good ole boy variety. Our corporate lawyer department in ATL has never been led by a UGAger lawyer. The current one is a NYU grad and her predecessor was a UVa grad. There's one real estate lawyer on staff that I know went to UGA. Most of the rest are from up North. My boss has a pHD from Brown University (Ivy leaguer) but don't know where he did undergrad (he's from Maine).

My pharmacist is a UGager and a good friend and most around these parts are. I don't think that there are any other pharmacy schools in state except Mercer in Atlanta, and I've never seen one of those guys, assume they stay in the metro area.

The 3 primary care physicians in the practice I use are Tulane, MCG and Mercer grads. My opthamologist is a Yeshiva University (NY) grad at least thats the only diploma he displays. There is an opthamologist in town who did undergrad at UGA and an optometrist at Walmart who went to UGA.
 
oh my...not only are we all already surrounded by Ugagers professionally and socially, now it looks like many here are wanting one on our sideline. There is no escape from them...possibly even being the CEO of our football team now??? Need medication here.. oh wait, I'll bet the pychologist who prescribes those happy pills is, gulp, a ugager, too..
 
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