UGAG tickets on Ebay

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Just thought someone might get a chuckle to see what is obviously old hype for purchasing Nadlicker tickets. This comes direct from the Ebay trying to convince people that they should buy tickets. The tickets listed are for 2009, but the text is obviously touting what GA is going to accomplish in 2008:

"Georgia finished 2007 with an 11-2 overall record and absolutely destroyed Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl, leading some to believe that they should have been in the national championship game. This year the Bulldogs can avenge the rankings and the doubters. They have Knowshon Moreno at tailback and a number of players with All-American potential on the defensive side of the ball, including Asher Allen, Darnell Ellerbe and Geno Atkins. Get some Georgia Bulldogs football tickets today!
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Georgia Bulldogs Football Tickets – Let’s Go Bulldogs!

Georgia ended the season in 2007 with a huge beat down of the previously undefeated Hawaii Warriors in the Sugar Bowl. Then the fans of the Bulldogs had to sit around and wait for the new season to start while constantly looking at their team’s name at the top of the SEC East standings. Plus, the word on the street is that there are some amazing recruits on the defensive side of the ball that have signed on to play in Athens, Georgia. All of these things have fans extremely anxious to purchase Georgia football tickets.

 

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Those are actually Stubhub descriptions. They're always over-the-top and usually good for a chuckle, especially when you go and read the ones for bad teams. Here's the ones for us:

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Football Tickets – Come See the Jackets!

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Football tickets are available for sale or purchase. There’s nothing like the electricity amongst the crowd when the Yellow Jackets take the field at Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field on the Georgia Tech campus. The ACC is consistently one of the tougher conferences in the nation, but this year’s squad looks up to the challenge!
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Football Tickets - About Tech Football

NCAA football tickets are the only thing on many Georgia Tech students' minds. When college football season arrives, the campus is crazy about the Yellow Jackets, and for good reason. Under legendary coaches like Bobby Ross and Bobby Dodd the Yellow Jackets achieved spectacular success on the gridiron. Today's team hopes to continue the tradition.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Football Tickets – Get Your Tickets!

The Yellow Jackets have a nice combination of returning players and new recruits that is sure to propel them to a successful season. If each and every player on the roster works hard and dedicates himself to the team, this season could be one to remember on the Georgia Tech campus. Make sure and get your tickets right away because they’re sure to go fast!

Here's a sample about the Lions:

Detroit Lions Tickets – Go Lions!

For their first pick in the NFL Draft the Lions went after an offensive lineman who should be able to help keep the pocket nice and stable for the passing game this upcoming season. If you saw the firepower that the Lions have in the air last year, you have to be awfully excited about the way this team can get points on the board. So get Detroit Lions tickets as soon as you possibly can. Detroit Lions tickets are always a huge draw within the local sports tickets scene in Detroit. There’s reason to come out to the games this year, so don’t be surprised if you see Lions tickets for the playoffs available very soon.