Vols do maths

At first I was laughing, but now I've had to literally close the webpage to prevent myself from registering and roasting that dude. I'm significantly more annoyed at the mathematical incompetence than I am about FPI giving UT an absurd 68.5% chance to beat us.
 
I'm significantly more annoyed at the mathematical incompetence than I am about FPI giving UT an absurd 68.5% chance to beat us.

uGA is #13 and has a 68% chance to beat us. How do they calculate FPI before the first game of the season?
 
What's their problem? I am now dumber for reading that board. I couldn't find a single objective poster. I hope they continue to dismiss us.
 
We would have had the maths correct on the first post and just debated the assumptions (if the events are independent and the validity of FPI)
Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
 
Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong.

They are both wrong.

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We all know that we do our best work against SEC East teams when we're at a 10% or less chance to win. Here are some other probabilities from the FPI's model for the GT/UT game:

Butch Jones face redder than hex code #FF7F7F at least one point during game: 89.5%
Numerous UT big cries over 'chop' blocks: 98.6%
UT fans cheering and thinking they've tackled the ball carrier when the guy actually with the ball is streaking downfield: 79.3%
Skoal shortage inside Mercedes-Benz stadium: 98.9%
UT fans fighting each other, especially late in 4th quarter: 65.5%
Paul Johnson pointing out 4 wins in a row over SEC east team in post-game interview: 82.2%
At least one UT player robbing an Atlanta convenience store: 86.5%
 
I'm also going to take a shot at some #volmath and calculate the chance of a UT player robbing a convenience store AND Butch Jone's face getting redder than hex code #FF7F7F. We will proceed by dimensional analysis.

First, we calculate the average of the two probabilities:

(89.5% + 86.5%) / 2 events = 88% / event

But we want just the percentage, so we must multiply times the number of events to get the proper units:

88%/event * 2 events = 176%

So, there is a 176% chance of a Vol player robbing a convenience store and Butch Jones's face turning red. Brb, calling my bookie.
 
I'm also going to take a shot at some #volmath and calculate the chance of a UT player robbing a convenience store AND Butch Jone's face getting redder than hex code #FF7F7F. We will proceed by dimensional analysis.

First, we calculate the average of the two probabilities:

(89.5% + 86.5%) / 2 events = 88% / event

But we want just the percentage, so we must multiply times the number of events to get the proper units:

88%/event * 2 events = 176%

So, there is a 176% chance of a Vol player robbing a convenience store and Butch Jones's face turning red. Brb, calling my bookie.

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