We need a big distraction for the Dawgs

[TipoftheSpear]

We need to get their minds off the game to have a chance.

How about advertisements on the screen about a big hiring campaign for McDonald's at each timeout? Big ads saying they're offering full time positions for $10/hr plus a $25 signing bonus posted all over the stadium. Get some Domino's pizza delivery recruiters flanking the sidelines, have a pile of big titty loan agents peddling zero down 50 year interest free mortgages on a double-wide in the endzones, run a bunch of blue-light specials, set up some tables from the local pawns shops with 50% off with for a GED or proof of attending GA Military College, offer discount septic tank pumping, free dental work after 50 flosses, etc.

I'm up for anything including cheating to beat these vile bastards.

GO JACKETS!!!!!!!

 

[KrazieJacket]

Why dont we play crank that over and over again pre-game and see if they all hurt theirselves dancing?

 

[wesleyd21]

2 steps:

1. "Get your Free uga statue at halftime just outside of the North endzone!".

2. Don't let them back in.

 

[wesleyd21]

Or, when all else fails, bust a boatload of drunk ugag fans for sneaking liquor into the game.