Week 2 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Meltdown time again:

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/9/...o-Texas-Tech-Oklahoma-State-TCU-Virginia-Tech

Highlights:

Texas Tech

"They tackled him," he says with surprise in his voice. öööö you

I bet David Gibbs is googling "how to stop the wildcat" on the sidelines right now

I feel like tech practices offense all week then 15 minutes before the game starts they say "oh shit we forgot about defense"

TCU

Dan Skipper looks like he is old enough to have a mortgage, a sensible car, and worry about his 401k.

"I think TCU's problem is that they aren't playing good defense and not scoring on offense"
-John Madden

3rd and inches? Let's play four yards back.

VPISU

"Your opponent has left the match"

THIS is the Hokie football I know and I'm comfortable with.

VirginiaTechFootball.exe has stopped working

OkSt

Our o-line protects Rudolph about as well as his dad did from that asshole "all of the other reindeer."

This offensive line makes me want to murder things

"The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice."

 

[Architorture23]

solid work from the Red Raiders. I also liked:

Of all the frustrating losses in the Kliff Kingsbury era at Texas Tech, this one is by far the most recent.

This game makes me want to jump off a cliff but can't cuz I'm in Lubbock öööö Lubbock for being flatter than a white girl's ass.

 

[Allen Koholic]

Well in honor of that defense, happy 9/11 everybody!

I laughed out loud at this, knowing full well how awful it is.

 

[ibeattetris]

I have wet dreams about Tech with a top 75 offense.

That sounds like something I'd read here...