Week 3 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Meltdown time again. Almost forgot about it with the short week:

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/9/...miss-texas-longhorns-fsu-seminoles-notre-dame

Some of the highlights:

Texas

I blame cargo shorts!!! Those $#@!s, they are the ones responsible.

New drinking game: drink every time Longhorns make you sad, then you die.

I stayed up until 1:35 for this shit

Notre Dame

If Brian van Gorder is our DC at the beginning of next season I will root for USC for the rest of my life.

Our defense is as imaginary as Manti Te’o’s girlfriend

I don't get enough joy out of ND football's rare highs anymore to endure the perpetual constant nut-shots. öööö this.

FSU

Our only hope is that Louisville runs that play were Petrino wrecks a motorcycle with his side piece on board

Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.

Every time they interview Jimbo before halftime i feel like it's a local news channel interviewing a bystander in Pasco County about a neighborhood meth house blowing up.

Auburn

I'll pay the gal at the waffle House 200 if she'll piss on his grits tonight.

Our band members even look defeated.

We had a fantastic week of practice though

Ole Miss

Hi, I'm second half Ole Miss, and I have Cable.

Brb drinking gasoline

The real losers of this game are everyone who had to listen to Gary and Verne for 5 hours.

 

[WracerX]

I recognize second half ole miss' defense.

 

[JJacket]

I recognize second half ole miss' defense.

Chan's teams would play that for the final 5 minutes of the game.

 

[LegendaryGT]

PHONE LINES ARE OPEN NOW FOR THE SAVE THE SEMINOLES TELETHON ANY DONATION CAN HELP THE SEMINOLES PAY FOR THEIR ASSHOLE RECONSTRUCTION SURGERY CALL NOW AT 1-800-ASS-BLAST

oooooh man thats rough

 

[ContactBuzz]

the F$U ones are pure gold. They've gotten pretty good at this

 

[LegendaryGT]

Auburn

Our QB makes me ashamed to call myself a white supremicist.

help i am drowning in tears

 

[LegendaryGT]

 

[LagrangeJacket]

The Jackson/Seminoles comment won the Internet. The whole internet should really just be shut down- it won't get better than that.

 

[gth874t]

This might be avatar-worthy at a later date.

 

[GoGATech]

One of my fav's from FSU:

Petrino ööööed us so bad he gave us crabs. Not the kind you steal from Publix but the kind you get from your coed slam piece.