Week 5 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Meltdown time again... week 5. Good stuff.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/4/13153150/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-5

Some highlights:

Michigan State

Okay so I still don't have liquor but I remembered I have a few G's of the devil's lettuce so maybe that'll help me finish this game with my sanity.

This game is like watching two short buses crashing into each other.

At least we get a better draft pick

Texas

Good news: We're on the board.
Bad news: We have to play defense again.

Louisville is doing well. Maybe we can get their coach.

Texas... where you don't always feels so good right after a touchdown.

FSU

I know I posted we should fire Charles Kelly during the offseason, but I misspoke. I'd like him fired at halftime.

Charles Kelly’s Wikipedia: “Kelly was noted nationwide for his novel strategy of refusing to have his player's line up in a proper defensive formation. Kelly was quoted as saying "I've never found playcalling to be particularly important as a defensive coordinator". Kelly then told his boss to öööö off and drove home in a bentley. While kelly remained widely despised for ineptitude by the florida state fanbase as a whole, he was widely commended for his uniquely phallic physical appearance.”

That kicker just tomahawk chopped our collective dicks off and I’m not even mad, I just respect him for it.

Dwags

I would rather get shit-housed than lose like that. I'm off to go wash my taint with a belt sander.

So you're tell me that today we have:
Caught the ball
Made a FG
Gotten a sack
WTF is going on?

This is the most dumb shit ending to a football game in the history of the goddamn sport and of course it happens to us. öööö Josh ööööed Up Alien Faced Dobbs and the 8 mother ööööers who couldn’t keep UT from completing a miracle ass pass. öööö my parents for creating me and raising me in the state of Georgia. ANd most of all öööö KIRBY SMART and his epilleptic ass barber looking haircut for making a good dog sad.

 

[gtchief]

Texas ööööed those kicks up on purposes because we hate donating to scholarships.

 

[daBuzz]

I'm off to go wash my taint with a belt sander.