Week 6 & 7 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Yeah I missed week 6, was out of the office a good bit of last week and actually busy. Here are the links and some high points:

Week 6:http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10...igers-hurricane-arkansas-razorbacks-tennessee

Week 7:http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10...exas-tech-michigan-state-georgia-bulldogs-sad

Week 6 Highlights:
Tennessee

My father in law's name is Gary. He is a Notre Dame fan. He talked shit from 3pm til half an hour ago. How you gonna lose to Duke two weeks ago and talk shit about my team. I'm gonna go öööö your daughter, Gary.

I drove 15 hours from knoxville with two of my buddies to go to this game and this is the shit i get for it? öööö me for having faith in this team enough to waste a weekend going to a shit town for a shit game with two shit teams to have them shit all over me.

If I fumbled 6 times in NCAA 14 I'd owe my roommate a new TV and would likely be facing an assault charge

Texas

My liver has healed just in time to kick its ass again.

There is no such thing as an upset in the big 12 Fox. Just disappointment.

Of course we lose on a shit attempt at a hook and ladder where everyone who gets the goddam ball stands there with there dick in there hands and looks for another fucktard to catch it and not do shit. öööö Charlie “I can’t coach a goddam defense” Strong. öööö Shane “I didn’t have the good sense to not get ejaculated after my daddy’s vasectime” Buechele. And öööö the goodam state of Oklahoma for being a piece of shit no matter how many shitty football games they win.

Arkansas

"Inexcusible missed tackles" should be the Arkansas motto.

I feel great knowing that our OLine can block Bama's third string.

Don't worry, we can win next year!

Week 7 Highlights
Dwags

No shame in losing to Vanderbilt. They'll probably only miss a bowl by a couple of games

Has one of the best RBs in College Ball
Uses him as the lead blocker and hands it off to the wide receiver instead
Georgia found their Muschamp

"Where does Georgia go right now?"
The liquor store.

Michigan State

Good news is it's homecoming so if we have a shit game again we will at least have a fun riot

Glad we have a bye week coming up next season.

Anyone know how much alcohol it takes to develop short term memory loss? Michigan fans?

Texas Tech

West Virginia needs to stop running that "rush up the middle" trick play.

Maybe Ric Flair doesn't know what he's talking about with college football picks after all.

This is the most miserable sack of shit football team I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching, and I’ve watched every goddamn Cowboys game since 2000. öööö my asshole with the business end of that bayonet-fitted musket and pull the trigger. I hear those Mountaineers smoke meth so maybe one of their fans will be nice enough to spare some. My life and my team is in the dumpster: what’s meth gonna do to me that life and this shit team haven’t done already?

Tennessee

Guys, I'm confused.. when does the comeback start?
I'll hang up and listen..

I have a 2" rockytop in my pants rn

Kiffin called timeout to do a "Web Redemption" real quick.

 

[Architorture23]

TIL in those threads... SECN is killing it with sideline reporters right now. Allie Laforce and Olivia Harlan.

 

[BuzzCzar]

my text to my high school Georgie buddies:

I guess there just arent any easy games in the SEC.
Wait... didnt we crush those guys? TO HELL WITH GEORGIA

 

[TennesseeJacket]

TIL in those threads... SECN is killing it with sideline reporters right now. Allie Laforce and Olivia Harlan.

They still don't look as good as Samantha Ponder and Laura Rutledge

 

[GoGATech]

my text to my high school Georgie buddies:

I guess there just arent any easy games in the SEC.
Wait... didnt we crush those guys? TO HELL WITH GEORGIA

Weak. My text to my gagger friends:

Hahahaha you guys ööööing suck donkey dick! I can't wait til november. We're gonna rip your heads off and shit down your neck. We're gonna piss all over 9 dumb ass dogs' and Munson's graves. Your piece of shit-ass coach with a great-clips cut can't coach his way out of a wet paper sack. After the game I'm going to öööö your mom from behind then burn her nipples with a cigarette while she weeps. Suck it bitches.


Then my next text was:
Hey we still golfing Wednesday afternoon right?