Week 9 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Meltdown time! Week 9 edition. As always, some good stuff in here:

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/11/1/13478978/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-week-9

Highlights:
Tennessee

Hi, I'm first drive Tennessee and I don't have any TV at all cause I'm homeless
Hi, I'm second half Tennessee and I'm injured

Some say Jack Daniels was a Tennessee fan, which is why he spent so much time creating the perfect whiskey knowing he’d need a handle of it every Saturday in the fall.

Wow the University of Tennessee commercial showed a farmer, a busker, a fast food worker, an elementary school teacher, and a groundskeeper. I mean I'm not putting down any of those professions at all, but it's like you're handing them ammo.

Ole Miss

Ole Miss D limper than mine after 5 glasses of whiskey.

Fire the bagmen imo

Watching Ole Miss football is how I imagine it feels to be a heroin addict. At one point this was fun and I got enjoyment out of it, but now I do it because I must and it’s ruining my life my marriage and my teeth are falling out.

Baylor

"He's short and did not score."
Sounds like my typical weekend out at the bars.

Congratulations Texas, we are officially playing the worst college football game of the entire year together. We should both get an award for this.

The Baylor Doctrine tells me not to drink but the football team tells me to drink. I’m going to be like the administration and put football over everything else.

F$U

TIL I can play offensive line for FSU.

Cook deserves the Heisman over Matt Ryan IMO, mostly because Matt Ryan is ineligible due to being an NFL player

Can we make this our thing? Like instead of Roll Tide, if you see another ACC fan, "öööö the refs" - "Yup, öööö the refs"

 

[zippyGT]

So uGA is so hopeless that they don't have schadenfreude?

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

So uGA is so hopeless that they don't have schadenfreude?

It's hard to top losing to Vanderbilt.

 

[zippyGT]

It's hard to top losing to Vanderbilt.

21 total rushing yards, 26.8 QBR, and losing to Luke del Rio gets you pretty close.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Can we make this our thing? Like instead of Roll Tide, if you see another ACC fan, "öööö the refs" - "Yup, öööö the refs"

I need a "öööö the refs" flag.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

I need a "öööö the refs" flag.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

21 total rushing yards, 26.8 QBR, and losing to Luke del Rio gets you pretty close.

Here's some dwag tears for you. Warning: they taste like meth.

 

[Akinji07]

Here's some dwag tears for you. Warning: they taste like meth.

The neighbor can't take the uncle Lou meltdowns every Saturday. What am I doing?? I'm minding my own ööööing business, what're you doing?

 

[BuzzCzar]

Copied from an NFL ref

 

[LegendaryGT]

Here's some dwag tears for you. Warning: they taste like meth.

"YOU'RE EATIN BEANIES AND WEENIEESSSS!!!"

"Look. I'm trying to stay calm here. I am trying. To stay. Calm."

"I had to look up synonyms for the word DISAPPOINTED!"

I ööööing love the dude trash talking Del Rio. "Y'all need to find a quarterback if you want to be a legitimate threat to any legitimate team." You could see the implications of that statement cross his mind just a few seconds too late.

 

[rosebud]

The neighbor can't take the uncle Lou meltdowns every Saturday. What am I doing?? I'm minding my own ööööing business, what're you doing?

It's a converted car port, light fixture is a dead giveaway. Paper thin walls, I'm sure. I love the shot of the peeling popcorn ceiling at the end

 

[Akinji07]

"YOU'RE EATIN BEANIES AND WEENIEESSSS!!!"

"Look. I'm trying to stay calm here. I am trying. To stay. Calm."

"I had to look up synonyms for the word DISAPPOINTED!"

I ööööing love the dude trash talking Del Rio. "Y'all need to find a quarterback if you want to be a legitimate threat to any legitimate team." You could see the implications of that statement cross his mind just a few seconds too late.

If Florida had Eason they could have beaten Georgia 45-3.

 

[covingtonjacket]

"YOU'RE EATIN BEANIES AND WEENIEESSSS!!!"

"Look. I'm trying to stay calm here. I am trying. To stay. Calm."

"I had to look up synonyms for the word DISAPPOINTED!"

I ööööing love the dude trash talking Del Rio. "Y'all need to find a quarterback if you want to be a legitimate threat to any legitimate team." You could see the implications of that statement cross his mind just a few seconds too late.

I have to say, I was utterly shocked he knew what the word synonym meant.

I was not shocked that his mind could not keep up with his mouth when trash talking, though.