What If A Calc Professor Performed Like Gailey?*

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He'd get tenured after his first year when his students have a 57% average.
 
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Only if he brought in a bunch of research money.

Good teachers get tenure with mediocre research, bad teachers need good research.

However, a prof who failed to show up 25% of the time would be fired even if they were brilliant 25% of the time. I think that might be the more appropriate analogy.
 
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fair enough BSP. I'd say the breakdown for this mythical calc professor, who bears a striking resemblance to one of the more visible members of the Tech family, would be more like this.

25% Brilliant (when he lets one of his grad assistant teach the class and he sits back) (AU/UM/WF)
33% Acceptable (when he just gets advice part way through from the grad assistant) (CU/DUKE/UNC/UCONN)
25% Unacceptable (when he just lets the grad assistant take roll and then leaves) (UGA/UVA/NCSU)
16% Drunk to class (I think the grad assistant might have enjoyed the Anchor brewery tour a bit too much) (VT/Utah)
 
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RP, I enjoyed reading your analogy. Good stuff. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/greenclap.gif
 
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Chan's a calc professor? I didn't know he spoke Chinese.
 
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Ah yes, calc professors...I still remember my first day of class and hearing about the "fucus point". Good times...
 
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For that matter, I had one calc professor that was worth a damn. Thats one out of six.
 
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I am surprised /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/withstupid.gif knows the difference. He certainly knows nothing about football.
 
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