Why did I even bother showing up for work...

[00Burdell]

I'll be lucky if I get one 't' crossed all day.

Only to come in tomorrow and see that I crossed an 'i.'

And why is everybody looking at me funny? Oh - I forgot to remember not to put on face paint when game day falls on a weekday. Dangit!

Probably a good thing I forgot to fill up my flask this morning, too....

Boss: "BURDELL! GET IN HERE!!"
Me: "... °HIC° yes, occifer.. I mean bloss."
Boss: "Where is the ***ing TPS report?!?"
Me: "I - ∙°∙ - I think... ummm... what TP-esh report?"
Boss: "YOURRRRRRRREEEE FIREEEEEEEDDDD!!"
Me: "Cool. Uhhhh, before I go... one queshton - do we °HIC° get E esh PN threeeShixty here?"

 

[MacDaddy2]

i am sitting on a conference call with no idea what is being discussed. Visions of Dwyer busting up the middle for 18 and another GT first down.

 

[The Jacket]

I am entirely and completely worthless. All I can hear is "FIRST AND TEN! GEOR-GIA TECH!"

 

[JoltinJacket]

I am entirely and completely worthless. All I can hear is "FIRST AND TEN! GEOR-GIA TECH!"

And this makes you different from any other day how??? :laugher:

 

[The Jacket]

And this makes you different from any other day how??? :laugher:

There goes my last leg to stand on and pretend that I can live a normal life. :drinking:

 

[ga_tech_fan11]

Thank God we are testing at my school today. Finishing up the ITBS. Now, tomorrow will be video day.

 

[The Jacket]

Thank God we are testing at my school today. Finishing up the ITBS. Now, tomorrow will be video day.

:eek5: What grade are you in?

 

[ContactBuzz]

I've been very productive today. So far an Ohio St fan, a BC fan and a UGA fan have all come by to talk about tonight's game and the upcoming weekend.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Today I am 'working from home' ;)

 

[ga_tech_fan11]

The Jacket, I have been in the 8th grade for the last ten years. HAHAHA. They actually pay me to be here.

 

[The Jacket]

The Jacket, I have been in the 8th grade for the last ten years. HAHAHA. They actually pay me to be here.

:laugher: I was seriously blown away at the idea that you were young enough to be taking the ITBS and not typing in a manner to the effect of:

"im so sick of dum uGAY fans tellin me about the 3O(triple-optian) isnt going 2 work"

 

[JoltinJacket]

The Jacket, I have been in the 8th grade for the last ten years. HAHAHA. They actually pay me to be here.

If I didn't know you, I'd swear that statement was coming from a Dawg fan (minus the paying part, of course)

 

[ContactBuzz]

If I didn't know you, I'd swear that statement was coming from a Dawg fan (minus the paying part, of course)

Not a dawg fan. A player.

 

[The Jacket]

Not a dawg fan. A player.

And you could keep the "paying me" part on there.

 

[JoltinJacket]

Point taken. I'm still in rusty preseason form.

 

[ContactBuzz]

Point taken. I'm still in rusty preseason form.

You can pick your punishment:

A) Sit in the corner with a UGA hat

B) Write 1000 UGA insults on the chalkboard

 

[The Jacket]

You can pick your punishment:

A) Sit in the corner with a UGA hat

B) Write 1000 UGA insults on the chalkboard

If this is even a question, I have a third punishment for him and there will be no other options.

 

[JoltinJacket]

You can pick your punishment:

A) Sit in the corner with a UGA hat

B) Write 1000 UGA insults on the chalkboard

Option B is the "perfect option."

See what I did there? Perfect....option :laugher:......oh forget it.

 

[The Jacket]

Option B is the "perfect option."

See what I did there? Perfect....option :laugher:......oh forget it.

Should have gone with a triple post to complete the cheesy trifecta.

 

[Allen Koholic]

Thankfully, the project I'm working on hit one of those convenient "critical activities" in the timeline, and I'm waiting for other people to pony up their parts. Free day for me!