RamblinPeck
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Just a refresher course, and maybe some new info for the those good fans who aren't alums. This was put together by a friend of mine, with slight editing and additions on my part, and perhaps he'll take credit in the thread, I know he's been too busy to post this week.
Why do we hate U[sic]GA? Why does God hate U[sic]GA?
Where GT cheerleaders are at least as smart as the average student, a football game is the only place you'll see U[sic]GA cheerleaders without needing $1 bills and some disinfectant.
Because when we went to the cow patty (Athens) in 1893 and stompedtheir sorry pathetic inbred asses into the ground 28-6 their classless fans threw rocks at our team, running the victorious GT contingent to the train back to civilization. Today, U[sic]Ga fans sporting mullets
and tobacco stains on their chins encourage their husbands to pee on visiting fans from the top of the decrepit and poorly designed Stanford and Son Stadium.
Today we call them cheaters, and their major NCAA penalties every 4.16 years bears this out. Georgia Tech may have receive its first probation for an administrative error recently, but, compare that to designing a class in which the hardest question is how many points is a three pointer worth and then allowing only athletes to enroll. The sad part is, they still needed tutors from Clarke Central High School to help their athletes pass.
Where GT competes for NCAA basketball championships, U[sic]GA is the 2nd worst basketball team in the entire state, just ahead of the Atlanta Hawks.
Because when Heisman established Southern football as an equal to Yankee ball in the 10's through his efforts at GT, yellow U[sic]GA carpetbagger journalists spread stories that Tech was unpatriotic, played like "hooligans" and used ineligible players to downplay the Tech team that was beating the North to win the FIRST of many national
championships.
Because U[sic]GA's mascot used to be a GOAT until they got pasted by the Yale Bulldogs and they, through great intellectual effort to spell "dogs", became the "dawgs". Whereas from Golden Tornados to Yellow Jackets, at least we didn't copy anyone or come up with a fight song that was played by Sherman as he burned our dear state to the ground.
But I guess U[sic]Ga can't deny their carpetbagger, sympathizer, roots.
Where we have the T, U[sic]GA has arches which are used to train its women for their after school stripping careers.
Because in 1907, U[sic]GA accused Tech of cheating in recruiting. Tech was exonerated by the SIAA. Now U[sic]GA has a major violation of NCAA rules every 4.16 years. Jim Harrick an aberration? In Athens they call his cheating style a tradition and each $100 handshake is called a
"Dooley".
Where GT has the college of engineering, U[sic]GA has the school of animal husbandry, and they mean it literally.
Because GT was the flagship ROTC (selected over U[sic]GA) program in the South, and trained thousands of men for WWI. The entire senior class of GT volunteered for the war when it started. Yet, u[sic]ga students dumped a truck of manure in front of enlisted GT men at a 1916 baseball game, and their President said Tech's "yellow" colors reflected a lack of patriotism. In a show of class U[sic]GA organized a 1919 parade claiming Tech was at home during the war and printed a program making the same point in pictures, since no one in Athens had learned how to read but there was a Emory grad in town who had learned about the printing press. Athletic relations were severed by Georgia Tech until U[sic]GA forced Tech's hand through the governor in 1924 to resume relations. Tech, a school of high ideals and morals, was once again forced to deal with the U[sic]GA vermin.
Where GT has Wayne Clough, U[sic]GA has Michael Adams. Enough said
In Georgia Tech's early years we struggled. Legislative allocations in many years between 1910 and 1940 were less than what the Atlanta rotary club gave GT annually. Partially because U[sic]GA lobbied the legislature not to waste money on science and engineering when they could fund U[sic]Ga and teach people to become better farmers. As a
result, Georgia remained virtually a third world country until visionary GT alumni started businesses and the great Ivan Allen, was elected mayor of Atlanta.
Where the hot hair cut at U[sic]GA is the mullet, the most popular haircut at Tech is the lack of one in the past five months because we've been studying to much.
In 1916, Congress passed the Newlands Bill to allocate money to schools in each state that were best in engineering. U[sic]Ga set up a "technical department" with no faculty and lobbied and bribed to make sure that only land grant schools could get the money. Today we see the giant that is U[sic]GA engineering. This was done to spite GT, not to serve the state and provide jobs. This is the character that composes U[sic]GA culture to this day.
GT alumni include: Bobby Jones, Sam Nunn, Ivan Allen, Jimmy Carter, and hundreds of industrial giants, U[sic]GA alumni include: "Sonny" Perdue, the bum sleeping in front of Brittain Dining Hall, your alcholic uncle, and anybody who drives in front of arches with their vehicles windows rolled down.
Tech only survived through the ingenuity and private donations that make us great today. Even then, and still today, a smaller and more intelligent alumni base combined with private industry, help tech blow away its rival in fundraising.
Where the U[sic]GA students enjoy getting drunk and eating road kill racoons on Tuesday nights (I'm not kidding, this has been documented five times in the last 3 years), Tech students study during week nights and eat at Waffle House. On the weekends many Tech students get drunk and study, then go to Waffle House.
Because in the 30's, the substantial U[sic]GA majority on the board of regents, destroyed Tech's school of commerce, sending it to U[sic]GA where it could thrive in the bustling commercial metropolis of Cow Patty, GA. Tech's night classes remained in Atlanta and were transferred to U[sic]GA and would later become Georgia State. In return, two three hour classes in civil engineering for the inbred and illiterate were transferred to Georgia Tech. The mutts called this an
even deal. It was obvious the mutts designed, in their jealously and evil, to make Georgia Tech an auxiliary department of the school in Cow Patty. Tech responded by creating Industrial Management programs—which would evolve into the #1 Industrial Engineering program in the world.
Where Georgia Tech competes with student athletes, U[sic]GA sends its cretans to Hargrave academy to gain eligibility.
In 1941 a governor of Georgia, a crook by the name of Talmadge, at the insistence of U[sic]GA alumni, assaulted Georgia Tech in his attempt to appoint a nearly useless political sycophant to the presidency of Georgia Tech. His name was David I. "Red" Barron. Tech successfully
resisted. Thankfully, the greatest governor of Georgia, Ellis Arnall, gave the University System of Georgia some lasting measure of independence from the imperialistic state government, allowing GT to begin to flourish without statist interference.
Where Georgia Tech kicks a felon off the team (at least until a activist judge reinstated him) U[sic]Ga football plays numerous DUI's, and generally boasts at least 25 off season arrests per year.
Despite occasional fights in the stands, the rivalry between GT and U[sic]GA continued. With the retirement of legendary Bobby Dodd, U[sic]GA became somewhat unbalanced.
Today we continue to hate Georgia, because, they as an institution, tried to destroy Tech in its early days. To some extent, we should recognize that our characteristics of innovation, entrepreneurship, and determination as a school were forged in the fires of our competition for existence against U[sic]GA's forces. We love GT because of those characteristics. There are no other schools whose alumni love their school as much as ours.
U[sic]GA's mascot is a inbred mutt from a line that is no longer capable of reproduction because it is so inbred (good representation of their fan base).
Our alumni at least know how to use an escalator (see the airport incident a few years back).
U[sic]GA is the opposite of everything we are. Just remember, all of got into U[sic]GA as a safety school.
Because when U[sic]GA plays Tennessee its the world's largest gathering of white trash.
Because in 1980, the Mutts win their first national championship, but they did it with football players that never earned a single college credit, they spent their
entire time taking remedial classes. This upset one, Jan Kemp, a teacher in the remial office so she sued the school, hoping to make U[sic]GA more than a joke amongst colleges... we see how far that got.
Because during the trail U[sic]GA's defense attorney, Hale Almand opened his case by saying, "We may not make a university student out of him, but if we can teach him to read and write, maybe
he can work at the post office rather than as a garbage man when he gets through with his athletic career."
WHAT's the Good word?
Why do we hate U[sic]GA? Why does God hate U[sic]GA?
Where GT cheerleaders are at least as smart as the average student, a football game is the only place you'll see U[sic]GA cheerleaders without needing $1 bills and some disinfectant.
Because when we went to the cow patty (Athens) in 1893 and stompedtheir sorry pathetic inbred asses into the ground 28-6 their classless fans threw rocks at our team, running the victorious GT contingent to the train back to civilization. Today, U[sic]Ga fans sporting mullets
and tobacco stains on their chins encourage their husbands to pee on visiting fans from the top of the decrepit and poorly designed Stanford and Son Stadium.
Today we call them cheaters, and their major NCAA penalties every 4.16 years bears this out. Georgia Tech may have receive its first probation for an administrative error recently, but, compare that to designing a class in which the hardest question is how many points is a three pointer worth and then allowing only athletes to enroll. The sad part is, they still needed tutors from Clarke Central High School to help their athletes pass.
Where GT competes for NCAA basketball championships, U[sic]GA is the 2nd worst basketball team in the entire state, just ahead of the Atlanta Hawks.
Because when Heisman established Southern football as an equal to Yankee ball in the 10's through his efforts at GT, yellow U[sic]GA carpetbagger journalists spread stories that Tech was unpatriotic, played like "hooligans" and used ineligible players to downplay the Tech team that was beating the North to win the FIRST of many national
championships.
Because U[sic]GA's mascot used to be a GOAT until they got pasted by the Yale Bulldogs and they, through great intellectual effort to spell "dogs", became the "dawgs". Whereas from Golden Tornados to Yellow Jackets, at least we didn't copy anyone or come up with a fight song that was played by Sherman as he burned our dear state to the ground.
But I guess U[sic]Ga can't deny their carpetbagger, sympathizer, roots.
Where we have the T, U[sic]GA has arches which are used to train its women for their after school stripping careers.
Because in 1907, U[sic]GA accused Tech of cheating in recruiting. Tech was exonerated by the SIAA. Now U[sic]GA has a major violation of NCAA rules every 4.16 years. Jim Harrick an aberration? In Athens they call his cheating style a tradition and each $100 handshake is called a
"Dooley".
Where GT has the college of engineering, U[sic]GA has the school of animal husbandry, and they mean it literally.
Because GT was the flagship ROTC (selected over U[sic]GA) program in the South, and trained thousands of men for WWI. The entire senior class of GT volunteered for the war when it started. Yet, u[sic]ga students dumped a truck of manure in front of enlisted GT men at a 1916 baseball game, and their President said Tech's "yellow" colors reflected a lack of patriotism. In a show of class U[sic]GA organized a 1919 parade claiming Tech was at home during the war and printed a program making the same point in pictures, since no one in Athens had learned how to read but there was a Emory grad in town who had learned about the printing press. Athletic relations were severed by Georgia Tech until U[sic]GA forced Tech's hand through the governor in 1924 to resume relations. Tech, a school of high ideals and morals, was once again forced to deal with the U[sic]GA vermin.
Where GT has Wayne Clough, U[sic]GA has Michael Adams. Enough said
In Georgia Tech's early years we struggled. Legislative allocations in many years between 1910 and 1940 were less than what the Atlanta rotary club gave GT annually. Partially because U[sic]GA lobbied the legislature not to waste money on science and engineering when they could fund U[sic]Ga and teach people to become better farmers. As a
result, Georgia remained virtually a third world country until visionary GT alumni started businesses and the great Ivan Allen, was elected mayor of Atlanta.
Where the hot hair cut at U[sic]GA is the mullet, the most popular haircut at Tech is the lack of one in the past five months because we've been studying to much.
In 1916, Congress passed the Newlands Bill to allocate money to schools in each state that were best in engineering. U[sic]Ga set up a "technical department" with no faculty and lobbied and bribed to make sure that only land grant schools could get the money. Today we see the giant that is U[sic]GA engineering. This was done to spite GT, not to serve the state and provide jobs. This is the character that composes U[sic]GA culture to this day.
GT alumni include: Bobby Jones, Sam Nunn, Ivan Allen, Jimmy Carter, and hundreds of industrial giants, U[sic]GA alumni include: "Sonny" Perdue, the bum sleeping in front of Brittain Dining Hall, your alcholic uncle, and anybody who drives in front of arches with their vehicles windows rolled down.
Tech only survived through the ingenuity and private donations that make us great today. Even then, and still today, a smaller and more intelligent alumni base combined with private industry, help tech blow away its rival in fundraising.
Where the U[sic]GA students enjoy getting drunk and eating road kill racoons on Tuesday nights (I'm not kidding, this has been documented five times in the last 3 years), Tech students study during week nights and eat at Waffle House. On the weekends many Tech students get drunk and study, then go to Waffle House.
Because in the 30's, the substantial U[sic]GA majority on the board of regents, destroyed Tech's school of commerce, sending it to U[sic]GA where it could thrive in the bustling commercial metropolis of Cow Patty, GA. Tech's night classes remained in Atlanta and were transferred to U[sic]GA and would later become Georgia State. In return, two three hour classes in civil engineering for the inbred and illiterate were transferred to Georgia Tech. The mutts called this an
even deal. It was obvious the mutts designed, in their jealously and evil, to make Georgia Tech an auxiliary department of the school in Cow Patty. Tech responded by creating Industrial Management programs—which would evolve into the #1 Industrial Engineering program in the world.
Where Georgia Tech competes with student athletes, U[sic]GA sends its cretans to Hargrave academy to gain eligibility.
In 1941 a governor of Georgia, a crook by the name of Talmadge, at the insistence of U[sic]GA alumni, assaulted Georgia Tech in his attempt to appoint a nearly useless political sycophant to the presidency of Georgia Tech. His name was David I. "Red" Barron. Tech successfully
resisted. Thankfully, the greatest governor of Georgia, Ellis Arnall, gave the University System of Georgia some lasting measure of independence from the imperialistic state government, allowing GT to begin to flourish without statist interference.
Where Georgia Tech kicks a felon off the team (at least until a activist judge reinstated him) U[sic]Ga football plays numerous DUI's, and generally boasts at least 25 off season arrests per year.
Despite occasional fights in the stands, the rivalry between GT and U[sic]GA continued. With the retirement of legendary Bobby Dodd, U[sic]GA became somewhat unbalanced.
Today we continue to hate Georgia, because, they as an institution, tried to destroy Tech in its early days. To some extent, we should recognize that our characteristics of innovation, entrepreneurship, and determination as a school were forged in the fires of our competition for existence against U[sic]GA's forces. We love GT because of those characteristics. There are no other schools whose alumni love their school as much as ours.
U[sic]GA's mascot is a inbred mutt from a line that is no longer capable of reproduction because it is so inbred (good representation of their fan base).
Our alumni at least know how to use an escalator (see the airport incident a few years back).
U[sic]GA is the opposite of everything we are. Just remember, all of got into U[sic]GA as a safety school.
Because when U[sic]GA plays Tennessee its the world's largest gathering of white trash.
Because in 1980, the Mutts win their first national championship, but they did it with football players that never earned a single college credit, they spent their
entire time taking remedial classes. This upset one, Jan Kemp, a teacher in the remial office so she sued the school, hoping to make U[sic]GA more than a joke amongst colleges... we see how far that got.
Because during the trail U[sic]GA's defense attorney, Hale Almand opened his case by saying, "We may not make a university student out of him, but if we can teach him to read and write, maybe
he can work at the post office rather than as a garbage man when he gets through with his athletic career."
WHAT's the Good word?
