Why we ded (Pitt Edition)

[WracerX]

game more than 1/2 mile from BDS

 

[WracerX]

Winning the game and taking thier women not such a great deal

 

[WracerX]

Pitt knees already wrecked from passing last year’s finals

 

[WracerX]

hurricane

 

[WracerX]

new ncaa rule where one has to get consent before tackling applied to GT only.

 

[WracerX]

Too much pregame whiskeys causes Woody to lose interest after 45 minutes

 

[User 8976]

somebody on sting talk typed MIND=RITE

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Gold confusion

 

[WracerX]

Pitt coach secretly replaced with MSU’s OC

 

[WracerX]

Paul Johnson DOES have a playsheet


and it is full of cosmopolitan recipes

 

[WracerX]

Lure of Pittsburgh nightlife too tempting for special teamers.

 

[gtchief]

The defense has been simplified so many times it no longer exists

 

[WracerX]

Continued confusion over Johnson yelling ‘just complete a pass to somebody, I don’t care who’.

 

[gtchief]

Johnson's method of sending in a play with the nearest thing in reach caused a sexual harassment lawsuit

 

[coit]

Special teams distracted by counting the rivers.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Because yinz talk football like jagoffs

 

[gtchief]

Special teams practiced longer than usual against the option this week

 

[WracerX]

Confidence boosted by knowledge that someone in Pittsburgh can go toe to toe for 60+ minutes with the Browns

 

[gtchief]

Entire defense is ejected for targeting and forces team to forfeit

 

[gtchief]

Pitt mystery kicker Blis Chrewitt kicks a game-winning 56 yard field goal as regulation expires