Wreckbone... Walter Wreckbone, porn star extraordinaire....

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BarrelORum

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"I'm here to Wreck your World!!"
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Beej, I refuse to call our offense "The Wreckbone".
 
Please, please never release an NCAA football game for the Wii. I can only imagine what gestures you would have to go through to run the wreckbone. It would be Wii-bation.
 
You'll call it the WRECKBONE and LIKE IT, beotch.


BOR is about to learn the ultimate media truisim: Truth Through Repetition.

If I can say "Wreckbone" as many times as George W said "WMDs," it'll stick no matter how true it is.
 
How bout we just call it "the F*** Georgia and everything and everyone associated with those sumbitches, including but not limited to alumni, fans, garbage men, fry cookers, nose pickers, mouth breathers, four legged animals, and any goddamn mother effer wearing red (no exceptions, even for you Santa freakin Claus) Offense."
 
knoxjacket said:
"the F*** Georgia and everything and everyone associated with those sumbitches, including but not limited to alumni, fans, garbage men, fry cookers, nose pickers, mouth breathers, four legged animals, and any goddamn mother effer wearing red (no exceptions, even for you Santa freakin Claus) Offense."
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That does have a certain ring to it.

wreckbone, techbone, trombone, strombone, exbone, dx/d(bone) - I don't care, just win-bone.
 
I care. I want it to have a Tech specific name. Because that would be cool, once it's the new fad for half the country to start running in about 5 years.
 
Did you say "Wreckbone"???

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TCJacket said:
I still like calling it the WTF offense.
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I thought that was our last offense. In fact, I remember Reggie mouthing those exact words 3 years ago, as another pass play was called while we were trying to run out the clock against UNC.
 
beej67 said:
I care. I want it to have a Tech specific name. Because that would be cool, once it's the new fad for half the country to start running in about 5 years.
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I can see the headlines now! "Wreckbone leads tech back to glory days", "Wreckbone establishes GT as top football power", "Johnsons Wreckbone tops the nation in total yards for the Jackets"!
 
WracerX said:
I thought that was our last offense. In fact, I remember Reggie mouthing those exact words 3 years ago, as another pass play was called while we were trying to run out the clock against UNC.
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Per another poster, that's the Wish-Triple-Flex offense.
 
Walter Wreckbone has 18" of limp dick. Karl Hungus knows because he got slapped in the face with it.
 
Karl Hungus looks believable as the maintenance guy in a tool belt making house calls.
 
beej67 said:
You'll call it the WRECKBONE and LIKE IT, beotch.
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I can live with Wreckbone, but no self-respecting porn star (if there is such a thing as a self-respecting porn star) would ever go by Walter.

Johnson Wreckbone has a nice ring to it, though.
 
I would just like to say that this thread has given me a Wreck boner. That is all. Thank you.
 
knoxjacket said:
How bout we just call it "the F*** Georgia and everything and everyone associated with those sumbitches, including but not limited to alumni, fans, garbage men, fry cookers, nose pickers, mouth breathers, four legged animals, and any goddamn mother effer wearing red (no exceptions, even for you Santa freakin Claus) Offense."
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I vote for this one! BOR you're back on my good list :laugher:
 
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