Matt Ryan does NOT drink cosmopolitans

[mm42]

Matt Ryan drinks turpentine and nitroglycerin, then he belches fire and farts lightning bolts.

Like Daniel Boone, Matt Ryan killed a bear when he was only 3. Then Matt Ryan picked up his bear and threw it 60 yards in a nice, tight spiral.

Matt Ryan can melt lead with his gaze.

In the wilds of Africa, Matt Ryan once walked into a village of bloodthirsty, starving, cannibal pagans; he was unarmed, naked, and covered in barbecue sauce. The next morning he walked out of a village of pacifist, vegetarian monks.

If you feed Matt Ryan plate steel and uranium-238, he will crap a fully functional atomic bomb.

Peyton Manning has a fathead poster of Matt Ryan on his bedroom wall. And ceiling.

Matt Ryan is ten feet tall and bulletproof when he's stone sober.

Matt Ryan refers to his cousin Kal-El as "that wimp".

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Yeah --what mm said. :blush:

 

[clapper]

Without a doubt the best gay QB in the ACC...and damn proud of it. Now THAT'S tough!

 

[GeorgiaTechno]

Yea.. the funny thing is I was saying stuff like that during the actual game because the announcer was so obsessed with Matt Ryan it was funny.
He was like, "He's the ummovable, inpenetrable, unshakable, unstoppable force!"

 

[floridajacket]

Without a doubt the best gay QB in the ACC...and damn proud of it. Now THAT'S tough!

Only in the ACC, though. John David Booty still plays for USC.

 

[TechGator1066]

We made that fudgepacker look good.