Jameel Sewell is...

[yellajacketkid]

This is like the Matt Ryan thingy... carry on!

 

[TechinItEasy]

 

[wesleyd21]

...like an unstoppable rebel force. He can't be reasoned with!

 

[techjacket]

Heisman winner HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[demjackets]

maybe not a good idea, Mattie played pretty well

 

[GT65_UGA89]

.........................:shocked:......................... :eekhair:

 

[GTKyle]

... hopefully as bad as he was last year.

 

[beej67]

Heisman winner HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jameel Sewell lifted a flaming car off of a helpless baby. I saw it with my own eyes.



beej67,
like the idea of luck reversal

 

[GTWannaBee]

Jameel Sewell is a reverse psychologist.

 

[beej67]

Jameel Sewell can run FASTER THAN THE COPS!

 

[ContactBuzz]

maybe not a good idea, Mattie played pretty well

Dude, we all knew Ryan was an excellent QB. Some silly thread had no impact on his performance.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Jameel Sewell is
two and oh in the Coastal
and he ..................


...wait a minute --this isn't the Haiku thread is it?

uh...nevermind. :confused:

 

[ContactBuzz]

Jameel Sewell can run FASTER THAN THE COPS!

Not only that, he can run faster than Robocop and the cop in Terminator 2.

 

[beej67]

Jameel Sewell was waiting tables on Arnold Schwarzenegger once, and when he left to get his tea he said "I'll be back."

 

[spellingbee]

Arnold Schwarzenegger probably drinks cosmopolitans.

 

[ContactBuzz]

Arnold Schwarzenegger probably drinks cosmopolitans.

Chris Long definitely drinks cosmopolitans.

 

[ramblingamblin]

Jameel Sewell doesnt sleep...He waits

Jameel Sewell is the reason Waldo is hiding.

When Jameel Sewell does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.

Jameel Sewell is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[demjackets]

Dude, we all knew Ryan was an excellent QB. Some silly thread had no impact on his performance.

i know it didnt have an impact :biggthumpup:

 

[knoxjacket]

...light in the loafers.

 

[JTS]

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Jameel Sewell... except that part about planting apple trees... and not raping men.

If you drop a needle on Jameel Sewell's nipple, it plays the Beach Boy's Pet Sounds.

Jameel Sewell drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Jameel Sewell once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming down the road.