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Belk Bowl - how can we arrange for both teams to lose? Brainstorm sesh in 10 in the Stingtalk conference room.
 
Stingtalk - the instant access online bag of dicks of choice for offices worldwide; why even have meetings without it?
 
Belk Bowl Sabotage Strategy 1.0
  1. Have CDC show up to do free health screenings
  2. For a few hours CDC gives check ups to VT and Arky fans
  3. CDC shuts site down due to risks of a public health hazard
  4. Fans quarantined for duration of bowl season

Belk Bowl Sabotage Strategy 2.0
  1. Build farmhouse on field
  2. Build pens and chicken coops
  3. Pigs will roll in mud while turkeys try to rape chickens
  4. Game aborted

Belk Bowl Sabotage Strategy 3.0
  1. Give free tickets to game to angry WV fans
  2. Provide couches
  3. Enjoy firey entertainment violence between the enemy redneck factions
  4. Option "Hillbilly Couch Wars" to A&E network
 
another way to look at it: We win whoever loses.
No, you won't have to hear about VT beating Arkansas ever again if VT wins. If Arkansas beats VT, you will get to hear about how the SEC is a superior conference because a lower tier SEC team, Arkansas, manhandled one of the best ACC teams, VT. I have been through it too many times here at work. You need to absolutely pull for VT to curb stomp Arkansas
 
Birmingham Bowl time. Will a 10 win team finally win a game in bowl season?
 
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