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I've read that a lot of you are upset about having to deal with dwag friends, family, coworkers, etc. I've come up with ways to deal with this which will make you more at peace until Saban can kill their dreams once and for all. Here are some suggestions:
1) Change jobs - If you're working with dwag fans, you're obviously not upto your potential as a Tech man. You talk about 80K'ing and Tech giving you the best opportunity to get jobs that dwags can't get, yet you're still working with them in the same office. Unless they work in the mail room or concierge or somewhere way below you then clearly you're not doing it right. Quit your job today and find something where they can't look you in the eye and thump their chest.
2) Wage economic warfare - Some of you have great jobs, but perhaps your northerner boss doesn't know uga's not a real school. You have a new position open up in your team and the dwag recruiter lined up a bunch of uga alumni to be interviewed. Your boss asked you to interview each candidate for half an hour and give you feedback. Make sure that interview is the hardest thing that dwag candidate ever went through, I'm talking about tears at the end, and give your feedback accordingly. Then either find a Tech alumnus, a Chinese person or an Indian and lobby for them to get the job.
3) Get a divorce - This should be the easiest thing to do for most of you. Does your wife care enough about uga to make you watch their games? Was she celebrating their rose bowl win last night? If the answers are yes, obviously you've been living a lie. File for divorce today and get yourself a nice Michigan girl. Forget the kids too since they've got dwag blood in them. You can always have more kids.
4) Friends? What friends? - Bruh... "My dwag friend"? Really? Come on. Delete them from facebook, block their numbers and never speak to them again. I don't care if you grew up with that person. Would you have a nazi or a communist friend? No. This is really a no-brainer.
5) Excommunicate family members - Your mom's side of the family is a bunch of dwags? Excommunicate them. Don't go to family functions where they're invited or even better put out an ultimatum that you won't show up if they're there. Is your mom a dwag fan too? Well, I guess it's time to move on. You got married to start your own family anyway.
6) Fix your neighborhood or get out - Do you live with a bunch of dwag fans in your neighborhood, who were shooting fireworks last night? I thought you 80K'd bro. In any case, there are several methods you can use to drive your dwag neighbors out of the neighborhood. Get some black friends and start throwing block parties every night. Make sure the music is loud, but shut it off at midnight so they can't call the cops. If they call the cops, blame them for being racist and make sure you have a video of yourself calling your neighbors racists for calling the cops and upload it on social media #Blockpartiesmatter. If that's not enough you can dial it up by orchestrating a series of criminal activities around your neighborhood. This will drive down the housing prices too so just go ahead and buy their houses when they move out. That way you can also control who moves in after they're gone. If they're persistent, just resort to arson. In the off chance that doesn't take care of the problem and they are still there in the smoldering remains of their houses, just leave that neighborhood and move to East Cobb.
These should help you become more at peace as a person. Just try them and you will see that you're not as miserable as you are today.
1) Change jobs - If you're working with dwag fans, you're obviously not upto your potential as a Tech man. You talk about 80K'ing and Tech giving you the best opportunity to get jobs that dwags can't get, yet you're still working with them in the same office. Unless they work in the mail room or concierge or somewhere way below you then clearly you're not doing it right. Quit your job today and find something where they can't look you in the eye and thump their chest.
2) Wage economic warfare - Some of you have great jobs, but perhaps your northerner boss doesn't know uga's not a real school. You have a new position open up in your team and the dwag recruiter lined up a bunch of uga alumni to be interviewed. Your boss asked you to interview each candidate for half an hour and give you feedback. Make sure that interview is the hardest thing that dwag candidate ever went through, I'm talking about tears at the end, and give your feedback accordingly. Then either find a Tech alumnus, a Chinese person or an Indian and lobby for them to get the job.
3) Get a divorce - This should be the easiest thing to do for most of you. Does your wife care enough about uga to make you watch their games? Was she celebrating their rose bowl win last night? If the answers are yes, obviously you've been living a lie. File for divorce today and get yourself a nice Michigan girl. Forget the kids too since they've got dwag blood in them. You can always have more kids.
4) Friends? What friends? - Bruh... "My dwag friend"? Really? Come on. Delete them from facebook, block their numbers and never speak to them again. I don't care if you grew up with that person. Would you have a nazi or a communist friend? No. This is really a no-brainer.
5) Excommunicate family members - Your mom's side of the family is a bunch of dwags? Excommunicate them. Don't go to family functions where they're invited or even better put out an ultimatum that you won't show up if they're there. Is your mom a dwag fan too? Well, I guess it's time to move on. You got married to start your own family anyway.
6) Fix your neighborhood or get out - Do you live with a bunch of dwag fans in your neighborhood, who were shooting fireworks last night? I thought you 80K'd bro. In any case, there are several methods you can use to drive your dwag neighbors out of the neighborhood. Get some black friends and start throwing block parties every night. Make sure the music is loud, but shut it off at midnight so they can't call the cops. If they call the cops, blame them for being racist and make sure you have a video of yourself calling your neighbors racists for calling the cops and upload it on social media #Blockpartiesmatter. If that's not enough you can dial it up by orchestrating a series of criminal activities around your neighborhood. This will drive down the housing prices too so just go ahead and buy their houses when they move out. That way you can also control who moves in after they're gone. If they're persistent, just resort to arson. In the off chance that doesn't take care of the problem and they are still there in the smoldering remains of their houses, just leave that neighborhood and move to East Cobb.
These should help you become more at peace as a person. Just try them and you will see that you're not as miserable as you are today.
