He wouldn't have been able to post if he were my neighbor due to the volley of personal insults I would have been hurling.
Examples: Fan guy (I'll say his name is Dukey) touches himself to pics of Kirby Smart. Hey Dukey, don't forget to put the lid back on the can after you pick up my garbage. I'm calling your parole officer. Hey douchebag, there aren't enough pepperoni on this pizza, give me that $5 tip back. Hey Dukey, I just banged your mom, Lil baby brother on the way in 9 months because I think I put the stem on the apple.
I considered the paintball route, but probably would have done a tactical assault with the super soakers to avoid arrest