VPI can eat a sack lunch off my taint. i hope they catch syphillis while choking to death on a donkey **** while getting ***** by their stepbrother cranked up on meth and moonshine.
Rule One: It's okay to call hokie fans "morons" and sometimes "inbreds".
Rule Two: It is wrong to be a VPI fan
Rule Three: It is okay to put all hokie fans in a giant meat grinder.
Rule Four: Frank Beamer, see rule three.
Rule Five: It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
Rule Six: Hokie women should wear a mask
Rule Seven: Nobody's life matters
Rule Eight: Crossfit is not a sport.
Rule Nine: Smoking brisket is a sport.
Rule Ten: Don't come to me with a problem that doesn't have you in the solution