Have fun with this one!!

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Okay, ignorant football question -- but what are they doing in this drill?
 
At least they're not blowing their tackling assignments.
 
BuzzMD said:
Okay, ignorant question -- but what are they doing in this drill?
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this is standard teaching for all of "da U" sports

the drill serves several purposes:
1. when arrested and told to get on your knees with your hands behind your back; once in the position, feign dizziness and disorientation, fall foward into the officer. if you cannot grab his gun, then see if he will let you off for some action. If that doesnt work, tell his partner that the cop offered to let you off if you just "gave him some action, you know what i'm sayin"

2. when playing Georgia Tech, this will be the defensive stance of the DL and the DEs. that way, for sure, you will play your assigned hole and not get sucked into the wrong place and let the Jackets get 470+ yards rushing. when falling forward, if it seems like you are about to get beat, bite in the groin region. If you're going to lose, go out fighting.

3. its great at a party; fall forward and act helpless. look up sheepishly and say in an alluring tone "oops i slipped and accidentally lodged my tongue in your scrotum"

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this miami player did not learn the drill well. he ended up
on the wrong side of the offensive player (although he likely
could have grabbed the gun if there had been one, and he is
definitely in position to cop a feel if he were at a party)
 
Do you think Coach Shannon is yelling at them to "Stop" or to "work the balls"?????
 
Time for the coin toss. Looks like the Canes are calling heads.
 
Upon hearing Coach Johnson had run the triple option at Navy, Coach Shannon instructed the Miami players to pump any seamen they know for information.
 
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