Oh God, UVA away.

Cavman's Deadly Dive into Sword Swallowing

Cavman, the Virginia mascot, had always dreamed of sword swallowing. He had practiced for years, perfecting his technique and honing his skills until he was confident in his ability to safely swallow a sword.

But when Cavman approached the Georgia Tech team, they rebuffed his advances. They thought his sword swallowing fantasy was disgusting and beneath them.

Feeling dejected and rejected, Cavman turned to the inbred UGA players. To his surprise, they were more than willing to engage in such debauchery.

The UGA players eagerly lined up, swords in hand, as Cavman prepared to fulfill his fantasy. He took a deep breath and carefully inserted the first sword down his throat, feeling a rush of excitement as it slid smoothly into his stomach.

The UGA players cheered and clapped as Cavman continued to swallow swords, one after the other, each one longer and thicker than the last.

But just as Cavman was about to attempt his final sword, disaster struck. The UGA players, in their excitement, had not properly sterilized the swords, and Cavman contracted a serious infection.

Despite the best efforts of the Virginia team doctor, Cavman died a few days later, his dream of sword swallowing unfulfilled.

This all means we are going to win this game.
 
we will beat Clemson and Georgi and lose to UVA and Syracuse to finish 6-6 per the current trend
 
The step I think we need to take as a program is to capitalize on success for once and win two in a row. 5-4 and one game from bowl eligibility with 3 to play would be huge. We have a redo at the opportunity the BC game presented us.
 
Beat UNC by four
Lost to BC by only three
Took Miami to OT without a miracle

From what I saw the last two weeks, I'd say this is a pretty evenly matched game. They definitely were doing a better job of blocking the run against Miami than we did. We've GOT to stop the run this week.
 
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