America's 25 douchiest colleges

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#13 University of Georgia

Home of: The Ducks-Unlimited Douche
Affectation: Fully loaded black Chevy Tahoe with fishing boat lashed to top and backseat full of Realtree camo hunting gear.
Prized possession: White bulldog with notarized papers proving a bloodline to Uga IV.
Overheard at Gator Haters: "What happened to duck hunting this morning, boy?" "F##k, man! We were gonna go, but we raged downtown last night, then went to a late-night, and when I got home to pass out, my wake-up alarm was already going off." "F##k!"
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Heh...#25: UVgAy.

Home of: The Blue-Blazer Douche
Affectations: The side part; the insistence on referring to your school as "the University," our third president as "Mr. Jefferson," the quad as "the lawn," and the Civil War as the "War Between the States."
Overheard in the bleachers: "Well, at least our football players actually go to class and—hey, Dylan, this mint julep is outstanding."
In ten years, will be: A member of an exclusive country club. Maybe a philandering public official. Not unlikely a lobbyist for a tobacco company. Possibly all three.
Honorable-mention blue-blazer institutions: Duke, William & Mary, Johns Hopkins, Vanderbilt, Sewanee.
 
GQ writing an article about other people being douches' reminds me of OJ Simpson putting on a television special to find the "real killer". Pot meet kettle. That wasn't even funny. I duck hunt. Next to GT football, that is my biggest passion. I'd like to see some pussy GQ editor sipping on his Appletini's calling a guy who spends his spare time in a duck blind a douche. That's rich.
 
BarrelORum said:
GQ writing an article about other people being douches' reminds me of OJ Simpson putting on a television special to find the "real killer". Pot meet kettle. That wasn't even funny. I duck hunt. Next to GT football, that is my biggest passion. I'd like to see some pussy GQ editor sipping on his Appletini's calling a guy who spends his spare time in a duck blind a douche. That's rich.
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Hey now, just because you have a UGA'esque douchey hobby doesn't mean the article wasn't funny.

(says the guy who plays lacrosse :D)
 
That article was disappointing. Plus, BoR is right. One look at the sponsors, and you know that GQ is a definitive authority on what constitutes douche. This was funny though:

"I was looking for a place that would challenge me academically, but I also wanted to feel bad about masturbating. At Notre Dame, I got both."
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That was a crap article. Total crap. You would think GQ would know what a douche is, but I guess they don't. I never knew there were that many types of douche out there. It would have been much better if they had posted pictures of people from the university who looked like douches a la:

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And it's great to see them cry when they happen to be UGA fans.

Heaven forbid you hit on their women...they'll "F you up man!"
 
They could have done a lot more with that concept. It's probably a bunch of Standford douches that are jealous they could not go to classy east coast schools like duke, princeton, brown, etc...
 
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