How Do You Get A Clemson Girl To Stop Biting Her Nails?

[Huntrey]

???

 

[Huntrey]

Put Shoes On Her!

 

[RamblinWreck09]

gay

 

[Allen Koholic]

Why don't Clemson grads use 911 in an emergency?

 

[Allen Koholic]

Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.

 

[Nashville Jacket]

What do you call a Clemson student with half a brain?

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

Veledictorian?

 

[Nashville Jacket]

Gifted

 

[Allen Koholic]

Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Clemson in the same day?

 

[Allen Koholic]

They don't want the mule to get too tired!

 

[fattyjackson]

Why does climpsun spell during their fight song?

 

[fattyjackson]

It's the only college credit most of them can get...and it's worth 4, with a lab component.

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

Q: A Clemson fan is coming to the game and he's bringing his mother, his wife, and his sister. How many tickets does he need?

A: One for him and one for her.

 

[Allen Koholic]

It's the only college credit most of them can get...and it's worth 4, with a lab component.

At Georgia, that's a doctoral thesis.


How do you castrate an Clemson football player?

 

[Allen Koholic]

You hit his sister in the jaw!

 

[TechGator1066]

Q: A Clemson fan is coming to the game and he's bringing his mother, his wife, and his sister. ?

The scary thing is that the wife, sister, and mother being one woman is actually theoretically possible.

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

The scary thing is that the wife, sister, and mother being one woman is actually theoretically possible.

Don't think I didn't think about it carefully before posting!:biggthumpup:

 

[LowcountryJacket]

Don't think I didn't think about it carefully before posting!:biggthumpup:

Sister and mother? What am I missing? Wouldn't it have to be half-sister or step-mother?

 

[Allen Koholic]

This Clemson fan is sitting in a bar late at night having a few beers, and after every beer, the bartender notices he looks in his pocket, grimaces and orders another. Finally, his curiousity got the better of him, and the barkeep asks the guy what he's doing. "Well sah," the guy replied, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife, and when she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

 

[TechGator1066]

This Clemson fan is sitting in a bar late at night having a few beers, and after every beer, the bartender notices he looks in his pocket, grimaces and orders another. Finally, his curiousity got the better of him, and the barkeep asks the guy what he's doing. "Well sah," the guy replied, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife, and when she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

:laugher: