JTS
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All I've heard about since Thursday is how we need to improve our blocking, execute, know our assignments, not prance around the defensive secondary chasing moths instead of guarding receivers....And to those people I say,"YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!"
All of you were so busy wallowing and complaining about what we were doing wrong you didn't bother noticing what Miami was doing right....
That's right....Miami got their SWAGGER!!!!!! back. Jesse Palmer even said so so you know it's true.
Now you guys might have noticed that there have not been any updates from SWAGGER!!!!!! COORDINATOR RIC FLAIR this season. That's because he was quietly asked to leave as part of the layoffs in the AA earlier this year. Apparently, The Hill felt that the Nature Boy was emphasizing Stylin' N' Profilin' at the expense of academics.
Since his departure from The Flats, the Nature Boy has returned to his home in North Carolina and in hopes of earning his way back has worked tirelessly to demonstrate his commitment to academics. In cooperation with the North Carolina Board of Education, Flair launched a new and innovative program that used SWAGGER!!!!! to [in Flair's own words] "make the people of North Carolina MORE SMARTER!!!!!".
That's right....the world's first state sponsored lottery that's supports education AND has the Nature Boy Ric Flair on the ticket (note the gold sequined robe)!!!!! [seriously I'm not making this up See Link]
While the face of the ticket contains a number of inaccuracies (everyone knows Flair won 20 world titles) and a shockingly small number of exclamation points (everyone knows you should use at least 4 or none at all), designers felt that additional belts and exclamation points would result in Flair's face being covered up and / or his signature WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! being reduced in size which would be bad for sales. Flair and designers were able to cleverly work through this contentious point by adding an asterisk after the final exclamation point and covering the back of the ticket with exclamation points and a small note explaining the title belt discrepancy.
The results of this program are startling. Currently, 3 out of North Carolina's 4 major university are ranked ahead of GT in US News & World Reports Rankings (sorry NC State even Ric Flair can't fix stupid).
It's time to bring OUR SWAGGER COORDINATOR HOME!!!! I mean how much "MORE SMARTERER" does he need to make these North Carolinians. Is The Hill waiting for them to invent Skynet and for the entire world to be ruled by Terminators that only root for Duke during basketball season? Is that what you want Hill?
Well I say HELLLLLL NOOOO!!!!!!! It's time that we demand our SWAGGER BACK!!!!! And in order to make sure that The Hill hears our demand loud and clear, I'm calling for the first of its kind GOLD SEQUINED ROBE-OUT!!!!!!! Sure White-Outs are neat and have a fair amount of SWAGGER!!!!!, but no road team can stand up to the massive SWAGGNASTITY of the GOLD SEQUINED ROBE-OUT!!!!!!!
SO WEAR YOUR GOLD SEQUINED ROBE THIS SATURDAY......OR THE MACHINES WIN....
[BEAT THAT DR. LOU]
All of you were so busy wallowing and complaining about what we were doing wrong you didn't bother noticing what Miami was doing right....
That's right....Miami got their SWAGGER!!!!!! back. Jesse Palmer even said so so you know it's true.
Now you guys might have noticed that there have not been any updates from SWAGGER!!!!!! COORDINATOR RIC FLAIR this season. That's because he was quietly asked to leave as part of the layoffs in the AA earlier this year. Apparently, The Hill felt that the Nature Boy was emphasizing Stylin' N' Profilin' at the expense of academics.
Since his departure from The Flats, the Nature Boy has returned to his home in North Carolina and in hopes of earning his way back has worked tirelessly to demonstrate his commitment to academics. In cooperation with the North Carolina Board of Education, Flair launched a new and innovative program that used SWAGGER!!!!! to [in Flair's own words] "make the people of North Carolina MORE SMARTER!!!!!".
That's right....the world's first state sponsored lottery that's supports education AND has the Nature Boy Ric Flair on the ticket (note the gold sequined robe)!!!!! [seriously I'm not making this up See Link]
While the face of the ticket contains a number of inaccuracies (everyone knows Flair won 20 world titles) and a shockingly small number of exclamation points (everyone knows you should use at least 4 or none at all), designers felt that additional belts and exclamation points would result in Flair's face being covered up and / or his signature WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! being reduced in size which would be bad for sales. Flair and designers were able to cleverly work through this contentious point by adding an asterisk after the final exclamation point and covering the back of the ticket with exclamation points and a small note explaining the title belt discrepancy.
The results of this program are startling. Currently, 3 out of North Carolina's 4 major university are ranked ahead of GT in US News & World Reports Rankings (sorry NC State even Ric Flair can't fix stupid).
It's time to bring OUR SWAGGER COORDINATOR HOME!!!! I mean how much "MORE SMARTERER" does he need to make these North Carolinians. Is The Hill waiting for them to invent Skynet and for the entire world to be ruled by Terminators that only root for Duke during basketball season? Is that what you want Hill?
Well I say HELLLLLL NOOOO!!!!!!! It's time that we demand our SWAGGER BACK!!!!! And in order to make sure that The Hill hears our demand loud and clear, I'm calling for the first of its kind GOLD SEQUINED ROBE-OUT!!!!!!! Sure White-Outs are neat and have a fair amount of SWAGGER!!!!!, but no road team can stand up to the massive SWAGGNASTITY of the GOLD SEQUINED ROBE-OUT!!!!!!!
SO WEAR YOUR GOLD SEQUINED ROBE THIS SATURDAY......OR THE MACHINES WIN....
[BEAT THAT DR. LOU]
