Stupid mofos at the Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

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UGA RB King Fractures Jaw


Dogs RB also sustained concussion on hit, probable - but not likely - to play Sat. vs. Vols.
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Someone needs an grammar lesson.
 
"Probable, but not likely to play."

What? How much sense does that make?
 
The_C.Y._Hammer_Company™ said:
"Probable, but not likely to play."

What? How much sense does that make?
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but that has nothing to do with grammar

and you misspelled a word in your slam of them

and he is listed as probable, but not likely to play, so the meaning is very clear

i'm no fan of the AJC, but this thread has FAIL rooted deep within it
 
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He can not be probable and not likely to play at the same time. They need a vocabulary lesson not a grammer lesson.

probable = likely to happen or better than a 50% chance.
not likely = less than a 50% chance.
 
mts315 said:
He can not be probable and not likely to play at the same time. They need a vocabulary lesson not a grammer lesson.

probable = likely to happen or better than a 50% chance.
not likely = less than a 50% chance.
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Maybe they got overwhelmed and simply meant "probably not likely" to play. Gramcabulary is nothing to be taken lightly, especially for a carpet scooter from Athens.
 
When you use stupid reasons to bash something that is retarded, it becomes less retarded.

I was told this by the Dalai Lama.
 
mts315 said:
He can not be probable and not likely to play at the same time. They need a vocabulary lesson not a grammer lesson.

probable = likely to happen or better than a 50% chance.
not likely = less than a 50% chance.
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You absolutely can be 'probable' and not likely to play. You're 'probable' in a medical sense, but you are 'not likely to play' in a football sense.

This thread sucks.
 
UGA RB King Fractures Jaw

Dogs RB also sustained concussion on hit, probable - but not likely - to play Sat. vs. Vols.
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Trivia, regarding the injury:

Frank Sinkwich, a Heisman Trophy winner for UGa in the '40s broke his jaw in a game and played for the rest of the season. (Can't recall if it was the Heisman season.)

He received advice on playing with a broken jaw from Tech's star running back, David (Red) Baron who played several games with a broken jaw in the '20s...before faceguards!

Dacula's football field is named for Red Baron.
 
Stupid people who transcribed Paul Johnson's press conference (taken from RamblinWreck)

This week, we get back into conference play against one of the more talented teams in the league in Florida State. They might be a down a tad to what their accustomed to, but their still very talented and have a great tradition.
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Also

Let's say you go deep, there's no safety's coming over the top and your 6-5, you can just go up and catch it. If you're recruiting a receiver and that's what there concerned about, then it shouldn't be a problem."
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one thing that should be changed with the language, just one spelling of the word "there". one can figure the meaning from context, it isnt as if you stop someone speaking to you in mid sentence and ask "do you mean t-h-e-r-e or t-h-e-y-'-r-e
 
G776T said:
one thing that should be changed with the language, just one spelling of the word "there". one can figure the meaning from context, it isnt as if you stop someone speaking to you in mid sentence and ask "do you mean t-h-e-r-e or t-h-e-y-'-r-e
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Wouldnt put it past an ass-sniffer.
 
how can you play with a fractured jaw and a concussion? I say he's out... it'll be a Mr Jones and Cox fest all day... maybe Tennessee and Crapton can pull this one out...
 
one thing that should be changed with the language, just one spelling of the word "there". one can figure the meaning from context, it isnt as if you stop someone speaking to you in mid sentence and ask "do you mean t-h-e-r-e or t-h-e-y-'-r-e
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You're right, but don't they proofread? It's not like we're talking about closed captioning.
 
gtcu17 said:
it'll be a Mr Jones and Cox fest all day...
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Don't forget Washaun Ealey!!!1 ZOMG just hand him the Heisman now! Did you see him run the toss sweep? Looks just like Knowshon! Wears the same #24 as Knowshon! Has the same SWAGGER as Knowshon! Even has the same second syllable Knowshon! This week he will leap over the UT Vols like Knowshon used to back in the day! Look out SEC! Woof woof woof...
 
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