Kansas must be crushed like they're defending Berlin from the Red Army. Merciless slaughter. Hide the women and children. I want to film a damn Capital One commercial staring the Kansas team as having the wrong credit card. I want Douglas McArthur and George Patton to blush. They need to be beaten so bad, Kansas becomes hilly. There should only be a smoldering crater on the visiting sideline. The 222-0 record should fall. They need to be hit so hard, their sheer velocity causes an Einstein relativity time slowing effect, so they have to endure the beating for longer. They need to be tackled harder than somebody holding a Get Out of Jail Free card in Athens. They should be beaten so badly they are forever called the Chickenhawks. The defeat should be called the Bleeding Kansas of the Modern Era. This Mississippi River should run backwards and flood with the tears of Kansas players. The Kansas coaches should have to suit up Brown AND The Board of Education to play for lack of personnel by the 2nd Quarter. Wichita, Kansas City, Overland Park, Topeka, Olathe, Lawrence, and Manhatten will be collectively renamed Dodd, Alexander, Heisman, Johnson, Ross, Rice, and Cremins. By halftime the Kansas sideline should be declared a Red Cross Relief Area.
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.......... not that I'm bitter or anything ..............
