2018 Season in Movie form

[WracerX]

Shawshank Redemption

You are some rich banker with a hot wife and dreams of retiring to Mexico.

Instead, your wife’s banging the tennis pro, you get tossed into prison, get your anus destroyed, most of your friends killed. But hey, everyone is happy when you retire to Mexico.

 

[WracerX]

Titanic

Beating Louisville was banging to chubby chick

You know how this ends

 

[WracerX]

 

[WracerX]

 

[savbandjacket]

Big Lebowski

What you’re doing at the moment seems really important at the time.

In retrospect it isn’t.

And you lose a friend.

 

[Athletic Supporter]

Deliverance

Burt and Ned ain't never gettin' to Aintree.

CPJ and TS ain't never gettin' to the ACCCG.

 

[ThomsonJacket]

Once Apon A Time In Mexico

 

[WracerX]

Pretty Woman

Except we are the friend who ends up just staying a whore

 

[GoJackets89]

The bad news bears, but only the part where they are bad.

 

[WracerX]

Mommy Dearest

And we’ve got a closet full of wire hangers

 

[Jacketeer]

Shawshank would be the 2015 season. This season is more like:

 

[User 8976]

The Waterboy

except the star athlete who would save the season is rejected by the Hill for academic reasons, is accepted at Clemson and leads them to yet another title

 

[BranMart]

 

[RamblinWreck92]

somewhere carved on a beam in the locker room


CCG WAS HERE





SO WAS CPJ

 

[Architorture23]

The perfect storm. You know the part at the end?

 

[WracerX]

The Crying Game

You won’t like the twist.

 

[fatmike91]

Clearly has to be satire:


Dr Strangelove - or how I learned to stop worrying about winning and love the option


/

 

[ElCidBUZZingFAN]

The Happening.


His early stuff was amazing. The last couple are sporadic, weird, or just awful. I still have the faith.

Ok...I like what I’m seeing...

Then...

What the öööö is this shit!?

 

[TampaBayJacket]

Oh shit, this is it

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Titanic

Beating Louisville was banging to chubby chick

You know how this ends

Titanic, minus the part of the movie where the ship actually floats before sinking.