A Poster on the Hive claims Muschamp was seen on campus today

Kyle, this might help:

Muschamp is wide and loud and says mother F45%^5 a lot and he also is known to say we won't play any Pu$%$%y ball here.

Joker- He's black and talks offense.

Strong - He's black and talks defense.

Hatcher - He's a gunslinger and maybe nt sure about the big city. He'll be watching his back. Say Go Eagles and see what he does.

Slick Rick -
He has a bleached blonde tupee. He is begging for the job, he might have a surfboard in his attache.

Norm Chow - He is Asian, like Sushi and has a Presidnetial feel to him. Clough is intimidated by him.


Thanks for your work!

Also You might have to wash you hands after shaking Slick Rick's. Be aware that he is likely to leave you in the middle of a conversation to go talk to someone he finds more interesting despite the fact that you were the first person to approach him when he was desperately looking to talk to someone.
 
GTKyle, you need to get out of your dorm room, get a wireless feed and camp out in front of the Edge building. Report on EVERYTHING that you see.

Come on son, this is where the rubber meets the road for you. Prove yourself worthy.

NO, go to the Cheetah and report what you see there. Then you can start a rumor about Mike Price.
 
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