Any Mind Readers Here???

"Damn I like the sound of rain and the smell of a locker room after a practice in the rain".
 
"They can do calculus and partial differential equations, but they can't remember not to bend at the waist.
 
That would have been a d*** good play without the fumble.
 
"Dangit how am I supposed to readjust the old ball sacs with all these cameras around?"
 
  • Maybe if I stare at him long enough, he'll sprout some extra fingers.
  • I wonder if there's sentient life at UGA.
  • Sigh. I just hate it when the velocity vectors of the ball and the ball carrier are in opposite directions.
 

"That douche with the camera has no idea the play I just called is coming his way".
 
If that Guard thinks the street grate produces steam, just wait until he misses the assignment again, then he will see steam from ME.
 
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