Avoid the Crab Legs in West Louisiana

gtleviathan said:
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oh my ööööing god :lol:
 
You capitalized Crab Legs so I thought this thread was going to be about Jamis Winston.

Thread title misleading.
 
Bob Benson said:
In 1975 Barry SwitZer traveled to West Louisiana to scope out a kicker who he felt might upstart his special teams unit. He made the trek down to the bayou with two assistants and his wife, looking for a few drinks and a few crab legs on the way.

Upon arrival Switzer and his gang enjoyed themselves a fine Cajun cuisine and let it settle as they met with the parents of the young recruit they sought. They told the kid if he wanted to beat Texas and to be a true southwesterner who one day could play for the Dallas Cowboys then he should be a Sooner in Indian Territory.

Well upon watching the kid kick the next night at his game they had a change of heart. His kicks seemed to be much less intense and on point than what was conveyed to them back in Norman. His head coach was a liar.

Upon grabbing a bite with his family after the game they sat down for crab legs and SwitZer began to become ill. He told the young kicker he just wasn't powerful enough with his leg to beat Texas and become a boomer spooner or a pot Royal Dallas Cowboy.

The entire group became ill at dinner from the crab legs and they all concluded that it's better to see the kicker kick it in person than go by hearsay.

Well at the motel that might the staff decided to rescind the offer.

The moral of be story they said? Don't order the crab legs and refer the kid to Mississippi State and Starkville.

Enjoy Starkvegas, Bolovus.

We enjoyed Butker, now time to land the kid from Mill Creek.

It's gonna happen boys.

Here we come.

Do it the SwitZer way and rescind the offer, refer the prospect to the fighting Bulldogs of Miss State.

What SwitZer does Spitzer refers. Elliot Spitzer was the kicker.

This was 1974. It's now 2017. Bring in the ace leg, coaches. You showed with butker you can make the right decision. Stick to the meat and potatoes and send the seafood back to athena and Starkville.

And most of all, avoid those west Louisiana crab legs.

Here we come boys.

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