Beer Smuggling Apparatus

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GTWannaBee

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I introduce to you, the beer belly:

http://www.amazon.com/The-BeerBelly...ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1246120666&sr=1-357

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In our heady days of college we used to strap a boxed wine bladder to our stomachs in a similar manner using a belt...nothing better than the look on people's face when you open your fly to pour some sunset blush.
 
GTatUSC said:
In our heady days of college we used to strap a boxed wine bladder to our stomachs in a similar manner using a belt...nothing better than the look on people's face when you open your fly to pour some sunset blush.
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Sorry, but sneaking in wine is just wrong, unless of course you're a girl.
 
They also have one that is stored in a seat cushion. IIRC, it is slightly larger than the belly.
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36 oz. capacity.
 
one reason for having kids is that they never frisk 7 year olds for whisky.
 
I've never been touched going into games.

I've gotten a couple beers in before but by the time you carry them from your tailgate to your seat they're hot. For that reason beer is out and crown is in.

The concessionaires know what's up....the large drink with extra ice and don't fill it up to the top please.
 
I've always found (at BDS@HGF) that my hands work just fine.
 
I always use the camel back. It even leaves a smooth taste to your water the next time you go camping.
 
Food saver - put the whiskey in - seal it - get however many you need and when you get frisked it feels like you to the frisker

Not that anyone ever seems to care when it's our place - seems that as long as you act ok you're fine, drunk or not - and if you're a jerk you might get tossed, drunk or not
 
Extra baby bottles work good too.

And if they start crying during the game, just swap them out for a minute.
 
attractive girl + skirt + flask + tape + inner thigh = 100% alcohol smuggling success rate for GT65 during his college career.

...pre-game set up was always quite enjoyable as well. :D
 
That would be a tough job at most SEC schools like Nadlicker U, which fat SOB has a real gut and which one has "the beer belly"? Heck, just let all the fat boys in the stands
 
Alan said:
one reason for having kids is that they never frisk 7 year olds for whisky.
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haha - that was the probably one of the only reasons I was invited to come when my uncles were at Tech. I'd walk in with 2-4 Standard College Issued flasks in my belt. - We'd get to our seats... I'd get handed 3 or 4 cokes with the instructs to "drink this down a third". I was really good at fractions at an early age :)
 
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