Best part about being a Tennessee fan

[texstinger]

Bottom picture - is that guy behind Prince Charming using a wood or modern plastic pick?

 

[coit]

Where is @WracerX in this thread?

 

[WracerX]

Don't want to peak too early. Plus, I kind of like the Vols. They gave us Dodd. They hate the Dooley's. And have the nations premier finger panting degree (for people with less than 9 fingers).

 

[WracerX]

Oh, and one giant perk of being a UT fan. It is virtually impossible to use DNA to identify someone for a crime committed in Knoxville.

 

[WracerX]

98% of Vol fans can test out of UT's opioid requirement by 7th grade.

 

[WracerX]

Someone might mistake you for being a Texas fan.

 

[WracerX]

While hooked on phonics may not have worked for them, they have managed to get hooked on pretty much everything else.

 

[WracerX]

Butthurt from losing to Vandy still currently covered as a preexisting condition under Obamacare.

 

[jacket67]

Oh, and one giant perk of being a UT fan. It is virtually impossible to use DNA to identify someone for a crime committed in Knoxville.

...and no dental records either.

 

[79tech]

You can also wear the team colors out huntin - so that people don't mistake you for a deer. Wow - one outfit - don't that beat all.

 

[samsgt02]

The best part about being a Tennessee fan is that after the game you don't have to change for your community service.

 

[jacket67]

At least getting to celebrate one victory over a team from Georgia:

 

[Dirty Jacket]

I thought Chuck Oliver went to auburn?

 

[WracerX]

The best part about being a Tennessee fan is that after the game you don't have to change for your community service.

If you're a UT fan and a parole officer, you can knock out about 95k of your client visits on gameday.

 

[GBurdell]

best part of being a ut fan is there is a never ending supply of goats.

 

[WracerX]

Bottom picture - is that guy behind Prince Charming using a wood or modern plastic pick?

Of shit, you meant toothpick. I was looking through those pictures trying to find a black guy using a pick.

 

[covingtonjacket]

Picture captures the essence of Neyland Stadium: no room whatsoever (even for the non-obese, what few of them there are at UT) and the need for binoculars to follow the game. Wonderful game experience they have there.

 

[GBurdell]

best part of being a ut fan is you don't have to worry about your lack of teeth. you'll fit right in.....

 

[gtrower]

At least getting to celebrate one victory over a team from Georgia:

Watched that game at DBA in Atlanta after the Miami game. Some epics swings of emotion from our table and all the dwag fans. Glorious.

 

[JJacket]

Picture captures the essence of Neyland Stadium: no room whatsoever (even for the non-obese, what few of them there are at UT) and the need for binoculars to follow the game. Wonderful game experience they have there.

Absolutely true. The bench seating has a seat number about every 6 inches. I visit Neyland about every other year or so, usually free tix. I won't go unless they are in a chair back section. Even the aisles up to the seats in the bench seating sections barely have enough room to walk up.