Calvin Johnson - Classic NFL Combine

If you imagine his tits as two telescoping eyes, and his belly as a mouth, his entire torso looks like an alien.

And no, he CHOOSE to run topless.
 
beej67 said:
Miami in .. what, 05? The game where we fumbled 3 punt returns in a row? And then Chan decided "screw it" and didn't put a returner back there for the fourth punt at all, sent the blocking team on?

Quality coaching there. Clearly identified that everyone around him was worthless and the only way to preserve the win was to pull out the one thing that could give it away.

Generally though? Yeah. Pretty frustrating coach to watch.
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then he gave it back 2 years later @ UVA when he decided a walk-on should be our punt returner
 
OTOH, that strategy ^^^ would have won us an awesome bowl game in 2010. :(
 
BarrelORum said:
If you imagine his tits as two telescoping eyes, and his belly as a mouth, his entire torso looks like an alien.

And no, he CHOOSE to run topless.
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Someone stole your idea on EDSBS and used the shirtless pic of Spurrier instead...

 
BarrelORum said:
If you imagine his tits as two telescoping eyes, and his belly as a mouth, his entire torso looks like an alien.

And no, he CHOOSE to run topless.
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Ish said:
then he gave it back 2 years later @ UVA when he decided a walk-on should be our punt returner
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The same walk-on who was the punt returner the entire previous season and never muffed one. Yeah, what a moron coaching move.
 
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