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[Thunder]

1. I'm sorry, was there a dude in that picture? All I saw was two purple mounds. (memphisbo, fark.com)
2. I think Stafford has bigger tits than the second chick.
3. hotchickswithdouchebags.com (jdamaral, fark.com)

 

[GTLiebs]

Second from the left looks about ready to hurl.

Edit: Really? Plastic orange sunglasses? Didn't know NFL quarterbacks were so frugal. Would expect their sunglasses to cost more than a semester worth of food.

 

[Essobee]

All I see are four chicks and one turkey.

 

[GTLiebs]

All I see are four chicks and one turkey.

Hey, that's not Micheal Vick.

 

[GoJackets89]

I wouldn't mind being in his situation, except for that whole being a mutt boy thing.

 

[nate]

I came across this on The Onion a while back, and forgot I'd even had it. This thread jogged my memory.

 

[Allen Koholic]

I think it's nice to see that those girls will still include the kid with Down's Syndrome in their party. Their parents raised them right.

 

[PerfectOption]

"You think they're cheap in Athens? You should see how cheap these are in Detroit."

 

[Nashville Jacket]

Surely he can afford some grown-up sunglasses.

 

[yellowandnaked]

Tap the Rockies!

 

[GBurdell]

Carwash Sunglasses - $4.95
Walmart checkerboard shorts - $12.50
Gangasta style ball cap - $15.95
Paying 4 chicks to pose as friends - PRICELESS