Caption This Photo Contest

Discussion in 'Football' started by Techbert, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. CiraldoForever

    CiraldoForever Varsity Lurker

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    Thought of one: "He came in here wearing that ugly gold tie and holding that ridiculous Waffle House cup. Doesn't he know that Georgia's biggest agricultural crop is Coca-Cola and that our state colors and red and red. Philadelphia? Tech has to get a coach from Philadelphia, when there are plenty of graduate assistants at SEC schools they could have hired. No, sir, I won't be pulling my hands out of my pants to slap this guy on the back. Not me. It's true that I almost won that last election, but I won't come that close again if I'm in a picture with a pushy Yankee talking about taking over something called the ATL. What is that? Sorry, Buddy, but you're not screwing up my voting base in South Georgia. Where is L:arry Munson, when I need him? Oh, yea, he died. Vince! Vince! I need you Vince."
     
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  2. AugustaJacket

    AugustaJacket Varsity Lurker

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    “Hold your pants up. Gravity happens...”
     
  3. 81BME

    81BME Varsity Lurker

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    This is how Matt Foley would do it.
     
  4. Techbert

    Techbert Dodd-Like

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    I like how Coach is leaning forward. Very aggressive body language towards the governor of your state, who is backing away.

    Not a öööö is given.
     
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  5. gtphd

    gtphd Georgia Polytechnic and State University

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    - My tip is to walk around with this cup. One time they let me use their plane.
    - That’s a good one. My tip is to oversee the elections that you’re in. One time I was able to suppress votes for a colored girl who thought she could win.
     
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  6. texstinger

    texstinger Dodd-Like

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    “No matter how you look at it, you are surrounded by 2 guys named Geoff. Did your pants just get an extra load.”
     
  7. Techbert

    Techbert Dodd-Like

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    "G-E-O-F-F. Like "Georgia." We don't live in "Jergia."

    "I do."
     
  8. spandex

    spandex Varsity Lurker

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    Governor Unkempt
     
  9. BranMart

    BranMart I don't feel well

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    I didn't need the wedgie.

    öööö you, dwag!