Thought of one: "He came in here wearing that ugly gold tie and holding that ridiculous Waffle House cup. Doesn't he know that Georgia's biggest agricultural crop is Coca-Cola and that our state colors and red and red. Philadelphia? Tech has to get a coach from Philadelphia, when there are plenty of graduate assistants at SEC schools they could have hired. No, sir, I won't be pulling my hands out of my pants to slap this guy on the back. Not me. It's true that I almost won that last election, but I won't come that close again if I'm in a picture with a pushy Yankee talking about taking over something called the ATL. What is that? Sorry, Buddy, but you're not screwing up my voting base in South Georgia. Where is L:arry Munson, when I need him? Oh, yea, he died. Vince! Vince! I need you Vince."