Catchall öööö Geff Thread

Can someone please explain how you get the GC hairdo. Is that a toupee sewed into his scalp??? That's my best guess. Curious minds got to know and I wish a sportscaster would ask that Q instead of "What plans do you have for your defense?"

He kept saying in the JMU press conference that he had good players. How can you say that when you just had 70 laid on you? I'd tell them they suck and we are playing walk-ons if it doesn't get better by halftime of Duke game.
  • Get paid $15M to leave your job.
  • Grow back hair transplants on the back of an endangered species.
  • Transplant and proft.
 
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Separated from Karl Childers at birth . . .

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"Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade. It's kinda got a long wooden handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Mhm. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Mhm. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot."
 
Someone just link him to Puff Daddy already. I need him executed.
 
THIS JUST IN! UNC has decided to replace Goof Collins with Jeff Knowles after Ball State managed to hold JMU to only 63 points today.

JMU putting up lots of style points for that G5 spot in the CFP.
 
Key has 1 job left this season, destroy cocklips defense and pound Mack Brown into retirement. I don't care if we only win 1 game the rest of this season, he must pound that ass.
I'm pretty excited now
 
I was gonna say those are some dumb ööööers in Carolina, but then I remembered for 3 years a whole bunch of tards on here kept telling me cocklips clown was the next coming. Those delusional Carolina fans are gonna öööö around and find out, just like many GT fans did after a prolonged peiod of agony.
 
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