thegtstunner08
Earl of Cheap Seats and Cold Pizza
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When does he generally come on here to give his words of wisdom and respect? Zima anyone?
Yes, Allen holds the Cavman signal. It is a giant rainbow projection of two sabers crossing behind a dumpster.
Cavman is in the house.
V is for Virginia.
What ho and merry tidings to you, my fine engineer lads. My sincerest regrets for taking so very much long to reply. This, perchance, may be the only time in history that a Virginia man did not readily come in mere seconds at the call of another chap. As you can see from our rather homely football season thus far, we Virginia men are all “three and out”, as they would say.Paging @Allen Koholic
In the meantime:
A message from CavMan
Salutations and good day to you fine, handsome Jacket fans. I come to you on this beautiful, picturesque fall day with a request. My fellow chaps and I were sharing a few bottles of chardonnay during a Sex in the City marathon on Lifetime when Bruce mentioned your confounding offensive...stingtalk.com
A new message from Cavman
What Ho! and greetings again, fine engineers. As you are undoubtedly aware, our strapping young lads will once wrestling again this coming weekend. I speak for all Virginia men when I say that I am stiff with excitement with our coming trip to your fine city. We Virginia men do so ever love...stingtalk.com
Not all heroes wear capes.What ho and merry tidings to you, my fine engineer lads. My sincerest regrets for taking so very much long to reply. This, perchance, may be the only time in history that a Virginia man did not readily come in mere seconds at the call of another chap. As you can see from our rather homely football season thus far, we Virginia men are all “three and out”, as they would say.
I do declare that I am a bit down-spirited, as I had hoped to again venture into your fair city and get covered, smothered and gravy’d with your Coach Geoff Collins. In the local vernacular. A rather remarkable dresser that man. He would fit in with the finest of Virginia dandies.
But alas, it seems that you golden engineers have replaced him with a man wholly accustomed to beating our asses down in Atlanta. Which we fine Virginia men have come to expect and often enjoy.
Now, if you would pardon my forthright candor, I must seek my leave. It seems that while our beloved Zima is still gone, there is an intoxicating and scintillating beverage known as White Claw, which I would very much like to partake. We Virginia men do tend to wilt and gag when facing down anything stiffer than an old Chardonnay.
Good day.
What ho and merry tidings to you, my fine engineer lads. My sincerest regrets for taking so very much long to reply. This, perchance, may be the only time in history that a Virginia man did not readily come in mere seconds at the call of another chap. As you can see from our rather homely football season thus far, we Virginia men are all “three and out”, as they would say.
I do declare that I am a bit down-spirited, as I had hoped to again venture into your fair city and get covered, smothered and gravy’d with your Coach Geoff Collins. In the local vernacular. A rather remarkable dresser that man. He would fit in with the finest of Virginia dandies.
But alas, it seems that you golden engineers have replaced him with a man wholly accustomed to beating our asses down in Atlanta. Which we fine Virginia men have come to expect and often enjoy.
Now, if you would pardon my forthright candor, I must seek my leave. It seems that while our beloved Zima is still gone, there is an intoxicating and scintillating beverage known as White Claw, which I would very much like to partake. We Virginia men do tend to wilt and gag when facing down anything stiffer than an old Chardonnay.
Good day.