Chili Dog Report

gtornado19

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am a Jacket fan for life, and don't really post much but thought this would be an appropriate break in the action from the norm...

All is well down on North Avenue. My pops and I made it to the Varsity around 12p, perfect timing to enjoy a #1 (two chili dogs / onion rings / coke original). There was a big crowd in there.

I must say that there is no other place in America that is so nostalgic and that generations have enjoyed together as much as the Varsity. Word is they are in the Guiness Book of Records for the most Coke products consumed in one day! Wow, these guys are good!

When you walk into the Varsity, you know what you are going to get. It's consistent. First, you know that you are going to battle for your place in line. Nothing like a working for your food~ Don't get me wrong, its a friendly crowd, but you know what I am talking about!

Then you get to the front, and the young lady says, "you betta have yo money ready, now what'll ya have?!" and without even thinking you tell them as fast as possible so you keep the lines moving, and the young lady dissappears for a couple of minutes...

In a flash, she is back and stacks my food on the tray, and then it's on to the next challenge!

Actually balancing your drink and food on the tray, and weaving through the lines of patrons behind you...then you have a couple of choices...go upstairs and have a view of the top of the stadium and the TECH tower, or a viewing room which has each TV pre-set on different channels...you better hope you get the right room, because you can't change a channel that already has 40 people watching it!

We chose the upstairs view, which was a great choice. The "people watching" is great because you can see all around and outside too.

Needless to say, I sat down to a STELLAR chili dog, and was glad I had two. The rings were a great compliment as well.

I attend as many Fall Games as possible, but I will say this was my first T-Day Spring Game, and after four month's of college football withdrawals, this is a very cool event to attend. It was just like preparing for a real game in the fall.

Some people like to tailgate all day, some just show up for the game. But my gameday agenda includes getting to the game an hour early, dropping into the Varsity, and letting the games begin from there. From the looks of the Varsity before last Saturday's matchup, seems like several of you out there agree with me.

What are your favorite game day events, eateries, tailgating recipes, games, or other? Share one with the group, and maybe you can help someone else improve their gameday experience!! Now is the time to start planning and preparing for a great fall season, its going to be exciting down on the Flats~!
 
My gameday ritual was usually:
1) Get out of bed around 11:00.
2) Shower, get dressed. Eat.
3) If we had a noon or 1:00 game, head to the stadium. Otherwise, watch the early games on TV.
4) If a later game, head to the stadium.
5) Get to my spot in the north endzone around an hour before the game to shoot the **** with my brother and/or my friends.

Of course, now I'm graduated and living on the opposite coast. Personally, though, I liked Thursday night games - Junior's is open for dinner on Thursday, so you could go in there after class, get a bite, and then walk right on over to the stadium. Best thing ever.
 
Gameday ritual:

Wake up early, doesn't matter when. Drink beer for breakfast. Grab one the walk over to the varsity. Procure double-chili steak and onion rings. Go across North to the BP. Procure two twenty-twos of Colt45 or Old English. Go to tailgate. Drink. Repeat last step until game starts.
 
Typical game day for me...

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
6:00 Watch Georgia Tech win in first row, 50 yard line seats.
7:30 Dinner at the stadium with Drad and Clough. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.
10:00 Relax in the 4th quarter with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
11:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:30 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh myself to sleep
 
6:15 Blowjob.
11:30 Blowjob
12:15 Blowjob.
2:20 Blowjob
4:15 Blowjob
11:46 One last blowjob

You must have taken a lot of Yoga to be flexible enough to do that to yourself that many times in a day.
 
Typical game day for me...

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
6:00 Watch Georgia Tech win in first row, 50 yard line seats.
7:30 Dinner at the stadium with Drad and Clough. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.
10:00 Relax in the 4th quarter with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
11:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:30 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh myself to sleep

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

The best thing about this is that post it can be greatly appreciated both at face value and at the level of the Billy Madison reference.
 
Typical game day for me...

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
6:00 Watch Georgia Tech win in first row, 50 yard line seats.
7:30 Dinner at the stadium with Drad and Clough. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.
10:00 Relax in the 4th quarter with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
11:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:30 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh myself to sleep
Uh, where is post a lot on stingtalk?
 
You must have taken a lot of Yoga to be flexible enough to do that to yourself that many times in a day.

even worse, think how sore his jaw must be! How can he even eat hotdogs at the game??? Kyle, have you met Architech??
 
ArchiTECH blushes,
also, the concept of "tailgate" is intriguing

love,
ArchiTECH

ArchiTECH imagines this....

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