Chili Dog Report

#1stinga6 said:
does anybody really like gtkyle
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i think he is one of those internet guys that should hang out on the AJC Vent or the DawgVent. that is about the level of his posts, and i think we should remove the "GT" from his name, and change it to "GD"

GDKyle, that is what you are
 
gtkyle is ok imo...true his posts aren't always weighty in terms of content but people are also a little harsh on him. he's at least a gt fan, fwiw.
 
He is cool now that he doesn't start five threads a day. We all make dumb posts, his just seem to stick out a little more.
 
GTKyle said:
Typical game day for me...

11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh myself to sleep
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I didn't know you owned a dog. unfortunately, that may explain all the blowjobs.
 
GTKyle said:
Typical game day for me...

6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:30 Blowjob
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20 Blowjob
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:15 Blowjob
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
6:00 Watch Georgia Tech win in first row, 50 yard line seats.
7:30 Dinner at the stadium with Drad and Clough. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20oz. New York strip.
10:00 Relax in the 4th quarter with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
11:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:30 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46 One last blowjob
11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00 Laugh myself to sleep
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That's amazingly similar to a guy's Perfect Day at this website:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/perfect_day.htm
 
gth816f said:
He is cool now that he doesn't start five threads a day. We all make dumb posts, his just seem to stick out a little more.
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I don't make dumb posts. I just make some posts that don't have any real value.
 
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