BuzzMD
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Saw this on EDSBS. Thought it was pretty damn accurate for any Bama fan I know.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/06/04/commenters-by-code-alabama/
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/06/04/commenters-by-code-alabama/
Code: BEGIN “ALABAMA OS12NC”
10 SCAN for (”Auburn Fan”)
20 IF (”Auburn Fan”)=”present” SKIP to 90
30 IF (”Finebaum column”) THEN 40
40 SCAN (”Finebaum column”) IF “Flattering” THEN PRINT “email”=”YOU’LL TURN ON US SOON I KNOW IT”
50 SCAN (”Finebaum column”) IF “unflattering” THEN RUN program “SLASH COLUMNISTS TIRES AND SEND DEATH THREAT.” NEXT
60 IF (Team’s win % >.500) CITE (Present excellence) RELATIVE TO (object defined: “anything at all.”
70 IF (Topic) = (Coaches) THEN Print (”Bear Bryant”) 400 times
90 PRINT “12 NATIONAL TITLES YOU COW****ING FARMTARDS”
100 REPEAT 90 SKIP 90 REPEAT (RECURRENT LOOP)
110 IF (query) = “Iron Bowl 2002–2007″) PRINT “FILE NOT FOUND” NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT
120 SCAN (room) =”Utah fan” THEN command SCREAM=”Freaky Mormon bastards damn you and your flapping titties Andre Smith” THEN (EXIT)
130 VOMIT IF (”conversation”) sub (Object contains ["Shula, Mike]) PATH ["garbage can"] direction=["INTO OR AROUND AS BEST AS ONE CAN MANAGE"]
140 OBJECT RULE=(current coach) + (even a legitimate criticism) RE: (current coach) THEN command RUN FATAL ERROR
140 IF steps 10-130 SCAN=(Code: Unapplicable) THEN command YELL “ROLL TIDE ROLL” until SERIES END=”Never.”