COFH game talk

Well when I'm in the mood for a throwdown with Kirby Smart, I find the Korean grilled dog, slap some mayo and ghost pepper sauce on it, add a dill pickle slice, a bit of Wesley Wells to give it some kick and whatever sliced Qua dive cheese is on hand then roll it up and wolf it down with some Golden mustard. *Must increase amount of box hedge garnish with each successive win. - Bob Benson
 
I was up for over 2 days straight coming back from Chaing Mai to Bangkok to Taiwan to Tokyo to Atlanta.

Wrote this over the pacific in 2013. Drunk. Don't judge.

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Let's get one thing straight. I hate Georgia. Not just a childish knee jerk reaction, but along the level of the Chinese hating the Japanese for the rape of Nanking. We won't be friends. I won't send you a Christmas card. I won't hold the door for you. I hope the worst happens to you and only you and your fan base. If you fell headfirst into a woodchipper, I would stand by the power switch to make sure it didn't shut off by accident.

You are an embarrassment to the human race.

We emerged from primordial sludge into a higher form of intelligence, capable of landing humans on the moon. Your evolution stopped at barking.

Even without football, I would hate you. Your fans, your students, and your alumni are the prime example of Darwinism. 9 out of 10 times, the last word a deceased dwag fan says is something like 'Hey man, watch this!' The bottom 1% of the 99% nationwide were the top 1% of their class at Georgia. Nobody roots for you. Nobody hires your alumni based on your football record.

Regardless of football, your fans and alumni are among the dumbest people on the earth. You thought Neville Chamberlain would bring peace in your time back in 1939. Indoor plumbing is a mystery. You can't count to ten because one finger is stuck in your nose or your ass. Either way, something in Athens just doesn't smell right.


You're always the best 5 loss team in the top 75. Next year is the year. Always next year.

UGA grad? TSA groper.

I hope you choke to death on the pubic hair of a rabid possum.

Let me tell you about my old neighbor. He was special needs. He had brain surgery. Lobotomy. After the front third of his brain was removed, he became a Georgia fan. Barked at people. Wore red. That sort of thing. Anyway, he was drunk one night back in the 80's, which, upon reflection, was just wrong. He was only 17. Genius was a wreck-up from the neck-up and was playing with firecrackers. Firecrackers + lobotomy + Georgia fan = recipe for hilarity. Barky McWalker lit a string of firecrackers. Did I mention he had both a lobotomy and was drunk? Lauren Munson forgot he lit the fireworks and started talking to his mom while holding lit firecrackers. Anyway, he can count to 8 and 1/4.

Upon genuflection, it's not really hate, it's just that I'm sick of paying for your stupidity. You make me sick. You're arrogantly ignorant. Oh, georgia won last weekend? Good for you. Please hand me my fries.

Please remember to spay and neuter your fan base.

Go dwags.
 
I hate to say it but the one injury that would be one that might not hurt would be Simmons.
 
Kirby isn't going to do anything special against us. Like saban he's going to roll out his superior athletes in the same base formation he's used all year and expect his guys to win matchups.

He has a young defense and no roquan, who was a one man wrecking crew against us last year. We will run for 400+

Hopefully fat Cheney will continue to absolutely blow as a play caller, reminds me of sark. Drives a lambo and gets the results of an accord.

These assholes will also be thinking about bama, turkey, and playoffs. If we are even or better on turnovers we win. 17.5 points is money
 
We should just remove this game off the schedule and make Clemson our last game of the year. It's a tougher game with better upside if we win.
 
gtphd said:
We should just remove this game off the schedule and make Clemson our last game of the year. It's a tougher game with better upside if we win.
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Or we could fix Bobby Dodd's mistake and rejoin the SEC, play Clemson as a non-conference game every year and make GT-UGA really mean something again.
 
georgiatech22 said:
Eh. Traveling to Mississippi is better than traveling to Syracuse or Boston College. Plus, rejoining the SEC means we would get to play Auburn on a semi regular basis again.
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Syracuse is OK, but Boston is a lot of fun if it's early in the season. What is there to do in Starkville other than cow tipping?
 
gtphd said:
Syracuse is OK, but Boston is a lot of fun if it's early in the season. What is there to do in Starkville other than cow tipping?
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Use your imagination.

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ronricks said:
We would likely be in the East and wouldn’t go to Mississippi but once every 10 years.
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Two Mississippi schools, Arkansas, the middle of Missouri, North Central Florida, rural Georgia... SEC schools invest so much in football because there’s nothing else to do where they’re located. The only SEC school that would be fun to visit is Vanderbilt.
 
00Burdell said:
Can we get back on track?

öööö the Dwags. Seriously.
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Clearly we want the Dwags to lose. But our QB roots for the Dwags in the post-season, our coach points out that winning the ACC is more important than beating the Dwags, our official GT admissions twitter account posts support for the Dwags, and the majority of stingtalkers wear red and black while rooting for the pro-Dwags on Sundays. It’s just not that big of a deal anymore.
 
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