CPJ for AD (EDSBS post)

[gth874t]

Easily one of their greatest EDSBS articles of all time.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2016/8/9/12415374/paul-johnson-is-your-new-athletic-director

 

[coit]

Meh. Would be funnier if he weren't the one trying to spend more money on things, and not less.

 

[Akinji07]

I may use this at the next tailgate:

If you want ketchup on it, that’s not my problem. If you want mustard on it, that’s not my problem either. If you want ketchup AND mustard on it? That’s two problems, which is two more problems of yours that aren’t mine. Any problems greater than zero are yours. That’s the only math I need here.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Things to look forward to:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...mn-things-that-are-gonna-happen-that-ill-hate

 

[coit]

Things to look forward to:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...mn-things-that-are-gonna-happen-that-ill-hate

A lot of those sound like a typical ST gameday chat.

 

[gth874t]

Things to look forward to:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...mn-things-that-are-gonna-happen-that-ill-hate

Wrong thread?

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Wrong thread?

If you want this in another thread, that's not my problem.

 

[gth874t]

If you want this in another thread, that's not my problem.

 

[ClydeBrick]

I may use this at the next tailgate:

And this:

And don’t ask where I get the meat. That’s between me and the meat.

 

[swampsting]

Might be a lot of Russell Athletic stuff at the Goodwill already.

 

[Akinji07]

You'll get us excited that you're going for it on fourth and short, but then you'll just have the QB shout a hard count for twenty seconds before taking the delay of game because nobody ever falls for that shit.

Yup.

 

[MEwreck02]

Wonder if Goodwill could get the shade of gold right?

 

[Diseqc]

Yup.

But but but it worked that one time!

 

[Akinji07]

But but but it worked that one time!

It only works against Clemson.

 

[ramblin' wagon]

But but but it worked that one time!

Worked twice against VT last year.

 

[Diseqc]

Worked twice against VT last year.

 

[18in32]

Easily one of their greatest EDSBS articles of all time.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2016/8/9/12415374/paul-johnson-is-your-new-athletic-director

Got much funnier at the end, such as:

• football: AN INTRICATE MYSTERY YOU NEED A MILLIONAIRE TO FIGURE OUT

 

[andrew]

Yup.

Except for that one game that it worked three times, all for first downs. It was surreal. Who was it against, UNC?